Help me find myself

Here I will write about myself as much as I can so that others can test it (it’s not my friend this is me)
I never trust online tests I believe in an external advisor so I am gonna ask everyone here...what you think I fit in as.

• I have a dark sense of humour but always with a loving intent (i.e. I will call my best friend something vile and disgusting punch him in the arm and then spike his drink with laxatives all because I care for him), I like violence (people being idiots and hurting themselves amuses me).
• I love animals and I believe fully in animal rights
• I do believe in an eye for an eye, if you killed someone they should kill you (yes I support the death penalty)
• I love video games with fighting but prefer actual adventure more then violence (in mmo games I don’t do quests I like to go explore, find secret lairs etc. Rts is my fav)
• I like weird things, animals like slugs, music like them crooked vultures of aphex twin or Phillip glass and a whole lot of jazz fusion, I like weird art like Andy Warhol etc I love weird food etc and anything weird
• I love different culture and love watching and reading about different societies etc
• I believe in 100% freedom to do what you want as long as you do not harm others
• I smoke MJ
• I detest religion and find it vile and repulsive (sry too all religious believers I just don’t agree with it) and I am not talking about belief in god I am talking about actual organized religion not individuals beliefs...
• I am very private and prefer to live by myself away from society (100% hermit)
• I have a few close friends that are very VERY close to me but I can also make friends easily I just don’t want too
• I hate loud event like concerts and huge discos and prefer quit small restaurant pub events
• I read manga comics etc (so partially a nerd)
• I love philosophy and geography but hate going into so much detail (sometimes enough is enough I say)
• I doodle a lot I like making things with my hands and paint but I am never any good at it I just find it soothing.
• I get epic mood swings, if you wake me on a bad day I will wreck havoc (hasn’t stopped me swearing at my family) and other times I could try just because I thought of something sad (yes I get teary, titanic made me cry and so did bambe)
• I can hold a grudge for eternity so very much like a dwarf (if you make an enemy of me be advised not to live near me)
• I hate kids and their stupidity
• I hate ignorance
• I hate maths and numbers (bad at it as a kid bad at it as an adult)
• I love originality
• I day dream a lot and create amazing worlds and fantasies with ease
• I can get multiple thoughts going at ounce and multiple ideas flowing about 2 different subjects at the same time
• I like detective fictions like x-files, house, csi etc
• I am anti social social person, I want my freedom and privacy but I don’t want to be away from people
• I am a compulsive liar (not this time  )
• I like to personalise everything from clothes too computers (lots of mods etc)
• I like working with my hands and can work for long hours of hard labour but prefer not too
• I am good with computers
• I am a smoker only at work (I smoke when stressed but never touch me when at home)
• I like talking to people and open up really easily only if I trust them and don’t see anything wrong with them
• I judge people easily
• I love helping people and enjoy it but I don’t thin everyone deserves it, I don’t like helping idiots and I don’t give to charity as i see them part of the problem
• I am always respectful and kind unless annoyed
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And please if you have question that you can ask me too help me find my personality type please do that, I am open book.

xSFP? Despite your assertions of not liking to have many friends and whatnot, I wouldn't be so quick to pin you as an introvert or an extrovert. Either way, it seems that you use Fi and Se as your supportive and dominant functions, although in what order, I am not sure. Have you any knowledge in the area of functions?

my guess would be INXP. have you taken the mbti or enneagram?

I have taken many tests but the problem is that i already know what the question is trying too find out before so i sometimes feel as though i am not being honest and pick what ever i like....

Originally Posted by Grey

xSFP? Despite your assertions of not liking to have many friends and whatnot, I wouldn't be so quick to pin you as an introvert or an extrovert. Either way, it seems that you use Fi and Se as your supportive and dominant functions, although in what order, I am not sure. Have you any knowledge in the area of functions?

honestly i dont fully understand the I N T P etc even i dont fully know how too figure out what you are because they all look like you can fit into them.

You may be better off studying the system before you fully begin to try and label yourself according to the sixteen types.

ISFP
ESFP
INTP
INFP

See which you think represents you best, and do remember - those are only four of the sixteen, so you don't have to choose one.

IXTP but you are full of contradictions

This might (not sure) be the Flying Fox

There is a certain amount of Owl (INTJ var) in you


Possibly Weasel (Corrupt ENFP) but this may the influence of an ex-girlfriend, indicating INTP or Criminal ISTP.

This was completely wrong and has been revised below

I want to say you're ISFP like me since we have similar interests but similar interests don't really help in finding your personality :P

I would say:
I
S - but only in the 50 - 55% zone
F
J - kinda sure about this one

Didn't Ti that much about this, did more Ne-ing.

Also important to realize is that mbti is a preference test rather then a proficiency test, to "pick what ever i like" for each question would be the exactly correct way to answer.

I sensed many things throughout reading. Here are a few:

ENFJ with an e-type 5 (now that I write it it seems totally wrong)
ESxJ
INTJ
INFP with an uncommon (for INFPs) e-type

Keep in mind that your whole personality involves more than one theory. For instance, I sometimes seem as if I am Fi because of my e-5, when I am really Fe. You have to know yourself well and it takes a lot of time and study to be 100% sure of your type.

The sense I got from you was that you were an extrovert with an enneagram that prefers solitude. It's totally a sense though, and I tend to doubt it because of that. I also could be confusing that with an I function that has a more social enneagram.