How often do you have sex?

Originally Posted by RyRyMini

If it's with a twin, it's actually called twincest. ;D

Twincesturbation.

Originally Posted by Shorttail

Twincesturbation.

You will forever be known as the coiner of that word.

Originally Posted by NatetheGreat

Right now, I'm getting no action because I'm broke with no car.

Are you implying that you have sex with your car?

You have to apply the right amount of pressure to the petals for it to do your will. Sounds a lot like sex to me.

NO! Sex is like a battle. You try to win by making them come and not comming yourself. That way you can feel good about yourself for being such a good lover, while looking down on your partner for not triing enough.
Wait no. Sex is like ski jumping. You want to jump(come), but not too fast.
No. Sex is like making love to a pie. Just replace the pie with a girl.

Only way I could look down on my partner is if I'm on top.

It varies.
Sometimes twice a month.
Sometimes once a day almost every day for a month or so.
I had sex today. So we'll see what happens from here.