Penises

Would any of you be turned off if I had a penis?

And assuming your mate doesn't already have one, would you be turned off if they had a penis?

And assuming your mate does already have a penis, would you be turned off if they had another?

I'm sorry, I'm really fucked up today. Don't pay attention to anything I say

What is this I don't even......

*a lesbian walks in and hears the word 'penis'*
Blechity blech!
*runs away*

I agree with Anti-Helena, the only penis I like is the kind I can take off afterwards, and toss it in my drawer under my bed.

But someone please answer me this.....Why is the word Penis so funny? Vaginia is not as funny sounding as penis.......

My husband has had only one his whole life. I was very aware of it when we began our relationship.

As for being turned on by "chix with dix," uh, no, that's a pretty specialized niche. Good luck with it, though.

Originally Posted by killerB

But someone please answer me this.....Why is the word Penis so funny? Vaginia is not as funny sounding as penis.......

I'm gonna go with the 2 syllables versus three with a long "e" sound. Also, the s at the end can be prolonged for effect.
"Peeenisssss"
Vagina....can't do much with that.

Originally Posted by killerB

I agree with Anti-Helena, the only penis I like is the kind I can take off afterwards, and toss it in my drawer under my bed.

But someone please answer me this.....Why is the word Penis so funny? Vaginia is not as funny sounding as penis.......

I don't get it either D:

Don't worry though, I'm gay, I'll keep the penises away from you. RUN FOR THE HILLS D:

I'm the only one in a couple including myself allowed to have, or ever have had, a penis...

I think Vagina is much funnier than penis, I use it all the time at work. You have to go through the syllables slowly.

Vaaaagiiiiinaaaaa XD

This belongs in spam before it turns into a 4chan squickfest. Make it happen, pleae, before I deplete my brain bleach!

BTW, I would be turned off if my chick had a dick. You know that when a futa shows up, something gets fucked up.

I'm not sure what you're asking.

I heard thailand has some beautiful ladyboys.

Or are you expressing penis envy?

Or are you fantacizing about japanese tentacle monsters?

yea ... my wild imagination makes me even more confused.