If you were a drink, you'd be 45% alternative, 48% caustic and 58% playful. Mmm, tasty.
So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a Beer of some kind. Corona, maybe. Or Heineken. Possibly Stella Artois. Possibly Hoegaarden White. I'll let you pick your favourite.
Why'd I say this? In the grand scheme of things, beer is certainly a more potent drink than some - after all, it's alcoholic. It packs a decent enough punch to take people down after long enough - although it's not as rough as some of the other choices (let's face it, drinking whisky straight, for example, would rough you up more than most beers would). Aside from that, it's fun. It's a perfect social drink. Who doesn't like beer?
In fact, I'm going to give you, and only you, a site dedicated to beer, just because you're special, and this amused me. So if you're a beer fan and you like the idea of reading haikus about beer... well, you know what to do.
Now, to break down your score a bit more clearly...
You measured as somewhere in between popular and alternative. This may mean that you hover somewhere between left and right in your overall attitudes, or that your tastes are just a tiny bit left of centre, but still accessible.
You also measured as somewhere in between gentle and caustic. This may mean that you're capable of being a bit more hot-headed or fiery in your demeanour, or that you can be a bit more assertive - but you don't go overboard and you have your calmer moments, too.
Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.