The Why Do People Hate You? Test

The perfect human.

19 Cruelty, 39 Anal, 42 Pushover

Congratulations. You're easy-going, friendly and know when to stand up for yourself. You're perfect. In fact, you're a little bit too perfect. Chances are, hoards of jealous people are plotting your demise at you read this. Tough luck, pal.

Anal asshole.

23 Cruelty, 55 Anal, 31 Pushover

You uptight jerk. All right, so maybe you don't mean to be an asshole -- it just kind of comes naturally to you. You're the type of person who ruins a movie for everyone else by pointing out even the tiniest of plot holes. Learn to loosen up, kiddo, or you'll end up imploding in on yourself. I'd tell you how everyone is plotting to kill you, but you're probably too busy sending me a message regarding grammatical errors you've found within this test to notice.

The Why Do People Hate You? Test

Your result for The Why Do People Hate You? Test ...
The perfect human.

19 Cruelty, 45 Anal, 27 Pushover

Congratulations. You're easy-going, friendly and know when to stand up for yourself. You're perfect. In fact, you're a little bit too perfect. Chances are, hoards of jealous people are plotting your demise at you read this. Tough luck, pal.


Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

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  You scored 19% on Cruelty, higher than 40% of your peers.
  
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  You scored 45% on Anal, higher than 77% of your peers.
  
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  You scored 27% on Pushover, higher than 36% of your peers.
  

The perfect human.

10 Cruelty, 35 Anal, 38 Pushover

Congratulations. You're easy-going, friendly and know when to stand up for yourself. You're perfect. In fact, you're a little bit too perfect. Chances are, hoards of jealous people are plotting your demise at you read this. Tough luck, pal.

The pushover.

16 Cruelty, 26 Anal, 54 Pushover

Congratulations, you're the pushover. Always afraid to stand up for yourself, you're likely the neighborhood doormat. Despite their efforts to force you to stand up for yourself, you've managed to lose the respect of everyone. Sure, you're a nice person, but your inability to say "no" never fails to grate the nerves of your friends. Chances are your buddies are planning to ask you to jump off a bridge sometime in the near future -- and, knowing you, you'll probably do it.

Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

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  You scored 16% on Cruelty, higher than 29% of your peers.
  
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  You scored 26% on Anal, higher than 12% of your peers.
  
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  You scored 54% on Pushover, higher than 97% of your peers.
  
  
  
  
  OMG I feel so special
  

The perfect human.

42 Cruelty, 48 Anal, 23 Pushover

Congratulations. You're easy-going, friendly and know when to stand up for yourself. You're perfect. In fact, you're a little bit too perfect. Chances are, hoards of jealous people are plotting your demise at you read this. Tough luck, pal.


Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

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  You scored 42% on Cruelty, higher than 90% of your peers.
  
  
  I feel flattered.
  
  
  
  
  
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  You scored 48% on Anal, higher than 86% of your peers.
  
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  You scored 23% on Pushover, higher than 24% of your peers.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

The perfect human.

16 Cruelty, 26 Anal, 50 Pushover

Congratulations. You're easy-going, friendly and know when to stand up for yourself. You're perfect. In fact, you're a little bit too perfect. Chances are, hoards of jealous people are plotting your demise at you read this. Tough luck, pal.

Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

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  You scored 16% on Cruelty, higher than 29% of your peers.
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  You scored 26% on Anal, higher than 12% of your peers.
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  You scored 50% on Pushover, higher than 95% of your peers