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14. kimberly
Kimberly is someone who given the chance will lie,deceive & plot to get pregnant at every chance. Also tell others what they want to hear in order to get her way. She trusts no one & loves herself only. No matter the pain she may inflict on loved ones,she is fully willing to lie. Shes a cancer upon many.
Kimberly is Bad for the soul,spirit,eyes & body in whole

This speaks to my soul and fully describes every facet of my being.
Your turn.

22. Natalie

a sexual encounter with a someone you aren't in a relationship with.
"i need a couple of natalie's to forget about suzie".

24. natalie

natalie is a fat bitchy slag.

6. Darren

A masculine name given name meaning "great."

A guy who:
is a leader or alpha male
is cute and funny
is creative and passionate
is dedicated to his lover
will give you the best sex of your life

Fabian is the greatest guy I know, no guy I know can beat him at anything - he's a real Darren.

I don't know if I laugh because Darren is so cute or if it's because he's just that funny.

Darren always has something new in mind for us, I've never done it upside down before.

Those chicks are wasting there time, Darren already has a hot piece at home.

Darren's girl was having a hard time taking his big dick, but she said it was the best she ever had.

1. Celine

The most beautiful/sexy girl(ho bag) in the world!

"Man, I'd like to tap Celine all night!"

Stephen

Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome. Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames.
Some famous Stephens include Stephen King, Stephen Fry, and Stephen Hawking.

Stephen is an awesome name.

Rosali isn't defined yet.

Exactly.

3. Katy

(adj.) used to describe the classy girl next door type, mixed in with a little bit of country and a little bit of badass.

describes one who likes to sit back drink beer and have a good time, but will knock your ass out if provoked.




1. Kallisti

Greek word meaning "for the prettiest one" which was inscribed on the apple of discord and more or less started the Trojan War.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

Ryan



2. A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".


3. A handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.


14. multi-dimensional personality, sexually open and fearless, and an astounding ability to carry on a conversation that both challenges you intellectually and spiritually. Ryan defines a man that once his mind is made up, he will get what he wants. If you are able to connect with him, you forget what it was like to not know him.

Oh the flattery. I am tempted to post the other ones depicting me as a bona fide OG and someone who picks up milfs at the library lol.

10. kim
to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner
That guy tried to score with her, but he totally got kimmed instead! Shit!

My top three (as far as I looked) are surprisingly flattering:

. Zach 1830 up, 647 down

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#1. A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. A party goer that attracts many people with his intellect, jokes, and good smile. #2. A name of a person who likes to fool around and be with his friends, often very caring about others and has no problem dealing with tools.
My boy Zach likes to play beer pong at the college fraternity perties, he is the life of the party.
zach zachy zachary zacho zack
by Hampden-Sydney Jan 4, 2008 share this
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It is a person's name.
See, Zach? I wrote a definition. Stop saying "What does Zach mean?" now.
a name that you call someone
by Frank. Dec 6, 2006 share this
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Zach- N. literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours.

V. To have sex with women for more than 7 hours. To have millions of your potential children die all over your girlfriends face.
N. You are such a Zach. Said to a friend after they hooked up with a hot girl.
N. Dude, I'm having a Zach right now, lets call some whores.

V. I just had zach.
V. Dude, I just zached all over her face.