Has the Cafe Caught Them All?

Bulbasaur - ENTP
BULBASAUR can be seen napping in bright sunlight. There is a seed on its back. By soaking up the sun's rays, the seed grows progressively larger. - Emerald Pokedex

As an ENTP, you're all about ideas and possibilities. Calm and confident, you love knowlege and are upbeat and quick when interacting with others.

As a Bulbasaur, you wait for the day when you're seed will finally bloom like all of the wonderful ideas in your head.

OH MAI GAUD I'M BULBASAUR

Bulbasaur - ENTP

BULBASAUR can be seen napping in bright sunlight. There is a seed on its back. By soaking up the sun's rays, the seed grows progressively larger. - Emerald Pokedex

As an ENTP, you're all about ideas and possibilities. Calm and confident, you love knowlege and are upbeat and quick when interacting with others.

As a Bulbasaur, you wait for the day when you're seed will finally bloom like all of the wonderful ideas in your head.

Slowpoke - INTP

It is always vacantly lost in thought, but no one knows what it is thinking about. It is good at fishing with its tail. - Fire Red Pokedex

As an INTP, you might be so caught up in your ideas, theories, and analysis that you might seem absentminded or downright vacant at times. Your vacant look and penchant for working slowly might give others the idea that you are stupid.

This is so not the case.

You are actually much smarter than first impressions give, and your special defence and special attack or defense stats will be nothing to laugh at once you evolve.

Absol - ISTJ
ABSOL has the ability to foretell the coming of natural disasters. It lives in a harsh, rugged mountain environment. This POKéMON very rarely ventures down from the mountains. - Sapphire Pokedex

As an ISTJ, you are very serious about rules while being loyal and dependable.You care deeply for both integrity and your loved ones, and will use your talent as a hard worker to vigorously defend both.

As an Absol and the 'Disaster Pokemon', you have a much greater chance of only seeing what can go wrong. Prevent what you can through rescue work or through Team Rocket resistance groups, but try not to take on too much damage (as your nature might want you to), as you are built for offense and not defense.

Alakazam - INTJ
ALAKAZAM's brain continually grows, infinitely multiplying brain cells. This amazing brain gives this POKéMON an astoundingly high IQ of 5,000. It has a thorough memory of everything that has occurred in the world. - Sapphire Pokedex

As an INTJ, you are incredibly good at what you choose to specialize in, which usually involves some sort of organization combined with lots and lots of insightfulness. You have natural leadership ability, which the Alakazam leader of the ACT gold level rescue team personifies.

As an Alakazam, you have a reputation for being crazily intelligent (which is so hyped that you probably don't live up to it, but you come pretty close anyway). Despite being a Psychic type, you are probably not very good with the feelings of others and probably come off as cold or strange, but you might get better. Eventually.

I wanted to be Murkrow

Bulbasaur - ENTP
BULBASAUR can be seen napping in bright sunlight. There is a seed on its back. By soaking up the sun's rays, the seed grows progressively larger. - Emerald Pokedex

As an ENTP, you're all about ideas and possibilities. Calm and confident, you love knowlege and are upbeat and quick when interacting with others.

As a Bulbasaur, you wait for the day when you're seed will finally bloom like all of the wonderful ideas in your head.


LOL..... no Cradily variant ENTPs yet. They make Bulbasaur sound pretty cool though....

Xatu - INTP

XATU is known to stand motionless while staring at the sun all day long. Some people revere it as a mystical POKéMON out of their belief that XATU is in possession of the power to see into the future. - Sapphire Pokedex
As an INTP, other pokemon might think you are a little weird when you stare at the sun all day, but you're just wrapped up in your own little world of theories and ideas - and matters of the future, of course: but that's natural when you are a psychic type and enjoy analyzing things.
You might have a reputation for being intelligent, too.

Chansey - INFP

A kindly Pokemon that lays highly nutritious eggs and shares them with injured Pokemon or people. - Platinum Pokedex



As an INFP, you are always concerned for others and constantly work to make the world a better place for both other Pokemon and people. Usually considerate and kind, you're a wonderful nurse and assistant to Nurse Joy. You don't like conflict and will avoid it when possible, but you'll defend your Pokecenter and your adopted causes to the last (which your incredible special defense makes possible).

...Lol.

Bayleef - ENFP

The buds that ring its neck give off a spicy aroma that perks people up. - Platinum Pokedex

As an ENFP, you're a charismatic talker with a reduced attention span and occasionally incredibly bad judgement. As a Bayleef, the buds around your neck help you energize others as much as your personality does. Your natural energy and warmth make you a natural candidate for the spokesperson of a rescue team or a battle team - just don't fall for Ash if you meet him, please?

Breloom - INFJ

The seeds on its tail are made of toxic spores. It knocks out foes with quick, virtually invisible punches. - Fire Red Pokedex
As an INFJ, your intuition is very good. It's so good that you can predict where your foes will be with Mind Reader or unfailingly hit them first with Mach Punch. You are very creative, which is expressed through your little mushroom-cap beret.
As a Breloom, you might be a little physically tougher than other INFJ Pokemon. This is okay, as I'm sure your natural nurturing instincts and incredible caring manifest through always making sure your friends and family are safe, right?




*Looks up Breloom*
O______O I only know the first 200 or so Pokemon, wtf is that thing?!