[bigtalljay]

Pardon me, this is going to be a little silly. Once in a while you get that awesome fortune cookie message that goes really well with the magical "in bed" tagged on to the end. I'll share a few, and I'm hoping you'll have a few good ones for me.

"A good time to finish up old tasks."
"Anything worth doing can be done."
"You will soon receive an unusual proposition." :)

Have fun. Don't let me down. In bed.

[RoughEstimate]

The road to success is long and often difficult to find.

[Pete The Lich]

No eating "cookies" "in bed"

[TheWildOne]

How timely! Earlier today I found this site: Fortunes

Some of those make great "in bed" jokes! Check these out:


"Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded"
"You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems"
"Your secret admirer will soon appear"
"Behind an able man there are always other able men"

Ow, man!!

[Curiously]

"Soon, you'll have a chance at a profitable transaction [in bed]."

[bigtalljay]

"Behind an able man there are always other able men"

Ha! This is my favorite so far. Ever. :D

[Coil]

I think I just startet to like horoscopes!

Today (Leo):
- Memories of the past, your family or your childhood give rise to powerful feelings (in bed).
- Having more options available gives you the chance to eliminate a repetitive pattern that's no longer working for you (in bed).
- Seeing things from multiple points of view inspires you to elevate your awareness to a higher level (in bed).

Seems like family can inspire some really dirty things.

[Pointless Activist]

You will attract interesting company(in bed).

[CrabbyPaws]

- You will meet a short, dark stranger.
- Love is like paint, it makes things beautiful when you spread it, but it will dry up if you don't use it.
- Your greatest fortune is the friends and family you have.
- Don't take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
- Constant grinding can turn an iron nod into a needle.

[geekofalltrades]

My brother once got one that said, "You have the charm and poise of James Bond."