I think this is already a thread but I thought I'd bring it back as it's always fun to see new answers and I just discovered I'm an ENTJ so I'd love to redo this.
Welcome to your new job. I, the ENTJ, am your boss and would love to just give you a warm friendly welcome. There is a lovely gift basket waiting for you in your office. You will also hear soft relaxation music with waves in the background through out the day to create a positive and calm atmosphere in the work place. Remember, play first work later! Don't forget to come to the front desk each day sometime around 3:00 pm so we can all join hands and sing Kumbaya. It's okay if you're late for this because being on time totally does not matter to me. If you're feeling sick or anything, then maybe you should just fall asleep in your office. I totally won't yell at you or get upset because guess what? I'll be doing the same thing.
I just enrolled in business school, and boy, I can't wait for it to start! I'll be partying all the time while I'm there, making tons of new friends and contacts to advance my career while I'm at it! Then, after I graduate, I'll just spend all day making tons of money! Yesssir, the future looks bright indeed!
Today I would go out and just waste my money of everything I see in the store. Next, I would party like no tomorrow. Then after I'm done I would fall asleep next to someone I don't know and wake up without a care in the world.
I really want to make you feel loved and comfortable. What can I do to make you feel as special as possible? I'll be right there if you need a shoulder to cry on, ready to listen and rally behind you!
Can't wait to go out to your massive house party tonight! I'm soooo geared up and ready to party hard, even though I have an assignment deadline the next day, who cares! I won't be giving a second thought about that tonight, because the more drunk I'll be the better.
ENTP: "Get out with your solution, that would be the death of my problem, that I've been crying about for the last month. How do I get attention now? Have you thought how that makes me feel?"
I'm running a few minutes late for work but that is toally fine. I'll just get there when I get there and just slack off for most of the day. Who cares what my boss thinks!? I'll round up a few of my coworkers after work and hit up a huge party and drink til the cows come home. If my coworkers have any problem with it, I'll just curse them out and insult them until they cry. It's their fault that they are not spontaneous and just up for anything. YOLO!
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