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    INFP - The Idealists

    MBTI prayers (funny)

    I'm pretty sure most of you have seen this one before, but I searched the forum and couldn't find anything like it, so i'll post it anyway! :P
    Here's a parody on what our prayers may be like:


    ISTJ:

    Lord, help me to relax my focus on insignificant details, even though any of them may cause significant problems later. But let us begin this tomorrow at 8:31:04 am.



    ISTP:

    God, please help me to consider other people's feelings, even if most of them ARE excessively hypersensitive.



    ESTP:

    God help me to accept responsibility for my own actions, even though problems are usually NOT my fault.



    ESTJ:

    God, please help me to not try to RUN everything.
    But, if You need some help, just ask.



    ISFJ:

    Lord, please help me to be more laid back and help me to do that EXACTLY correctly.



    ISFP:

    Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking).



    ESFP:

    God help me to take things more seriously, especially jokes, parties, conversation and dancing.



    ESFJ:

    God give me the patience I need to deal with things more effectively, and I mean right NOW!



    INFJ:

    Lord. Please help me not to be so perfectionistic!

    (Did I spell that correctly?)



    INFP:

    God, help me to finish everything I sta..



    ENFP:

    God, please help me to keep my mind on one...

    Look a butterfly!

    thing at a time.



    ENFJ:

    God help me to do only what I can, trusting you for all the rest. But would you mind putting that in writing?



    INTJ:

    Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.



    INTP:

    Lord, please help me to be a little less independent but in my own way, of course.



    ENTP:

    Lord, please help me follow our established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a couple of minutes.



    ENTJ:

    Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdo.
    aske thanked this post.



  2. #2
    Unknown Personality

    I fit more with the INFP one lol
    The ENFP one only fits me sometimes...most of the times, I'm fine

  3. #3
    ISTP - The Mechanics

    the isfp one is brilliant


 

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