[DustyDrill]

A woman was shopping at her neighborhood grocery store where she put the following items in her basket:
One dozen large eggs, One pound of Swiss cheese, One box of brownie mix, One twelve pack of soda, Two pounds of coffee, One gallon of whole milk.
As she was placed her items on the conveyor belt at the checkout, a drunk man standing behind her watched very closely. As the cashier was totaling her items, the drunk calmly said,"You must be single."
The woman was taken off guard, but she was intrigued by the drunks prediction, since she was in fact a single girl. She looked at her food items on the counter and saw nothing unusual about her purchase that could have informed the drunk that she was single.
Curiously, she said "Yes, you're right. But how in the world did you know that?" The drunk slurred, "'Because you're ugly."

And we have a winner! That made me burst out laughing. Thank you.

[FacePalm]

[stoicBrit]

two facts about my ex Boyfriend
1)His penis is the size of 2 Argos pens put together.
2)He,s banned from Argos.

[Hunny Bunny]

I don't even know what an Argos pen is.

[FacePalm]

there is no "i" in "Fuck"

[stoicBrit]

I don't even know what an Argos pen is.

I presumed People would know what I was referring to.They are very small pens that the shop provide so that people can fill out an order form and take it to the counter.We have Argos shops all over in England.oops,joke for the Brits.

[Kormoran]

"And God said 'Let there be light', and there was light, and He saw that it was good. Then there was the quarterly electricity bill, and He saw that it was not good."

[Kormoran]

two facts about my ex Boyfriend
1)His penis is the size of 2 Argos pens put together.
2)He,s banned from Argos.

Wow...lol

[ohtochooseaname]

there is no "i" in "Fuck"

But there is in misogyny.

[FacePalm]

But there is in misogyny.

Then help me put the two together doc!