[Colyo]

ISTJ's are goddamned dedicated to the things they care about. They'll make immeasurable sacrifices at the drop of a hat. Duty fulfillers indeed.

They're also the only reason that I have any faith left in capitalism.

[flight97]

ISTJs are some of the most hardworking, dedicated people I know. They're incredibly loyal and dependable.

[sparkles]

I like your problem-solving ability. Your thoughtfulness. The gooey center. The stability. The way you try to do the right thing. That feisty side. The fact that you seem to really appreciate it when you see others trying to do the right thing. I love how multi-faceted you are, and I love the pride I feel when I get past that wall. I love how calm you often appear to be

I love how safe ISTJs tend to make me feel, and I love when they show me they see me as safe, too.

Also love how you are good listeners in public, and interesting characters in private.

[Love]

My friend is an ISTJ, I love his strength, determination, practicality, logic, firmness, loyalty, emotional balance, dependability, etc. etc. etc. ... I love his ISTJness :)

[dulcinea]

based on my limited experience: their ability to say exactly what needed to be said at just the right time.

Also the sarcastic humor is fun....

[sparkles]

I love how you think of things you can do to help (certain) others that fit the situation really well, even if it involves some effort on your part. I love how I can trust your word instead of worry you just said what you thought I wanted to hear, or that you said something you had no intention of following through on. I love your strong memory for things that have happened or been said. I love how you take feedback seriously with the people you allow in your personal life.

[Sela]

I love your strong memory for things that have happened or been said.

My coworkers have wondered aloud "How on earth do you remember (fill in the blank)?!"
Reply: "... because I've got an IBM up here instead of a human brain."
Reaction: ISTJ humor fail.

[sparkles]

My coworkers have wondered aloud "How on earth do you remember (fill in the blank)?!"
Reply: "... because I've got an IBM up here instead of a human brain."
Reaction: ISTJ humor fail.

It's funny because cyborgs.

[Sela]

It's funny because cyborgs.

... because cyborgs what? ..........

[sparkles]

... because cyborgs what? ..........

[That is the internet grammar structure for that particular humor response. It's funny because X where the sentence may not meet the terms for Standard Written English.]

But to answer your question, because cyborgs are very cool and if we aren't careful they will take over the world. Unless Will Smith destroys them all.