What's the wildest thing you've ever done?

**Karen2011** · 08-11-2012 04:00 PM

When I was a child now there would be some crazy things I did. I pulled a prank on this guy in a restaurant. I removed the top to the salt shaker and sat it back on top. The poor fellow on his lunch hour dumped the whole salt shaker on his steak,blew up at the waiter because he didn`t have time for another order and stormed out of the restaurant. He cussed all way out of the place and I really felt awful about it. I realized there was a cause and affect to my actions. I was probably about 8 years old.

ENFP husband: The craziest thing he ever did was take me fishing for 12 hours with no food. I was starving and we were catching nothing yet he was staying out there humming,singing songs and talking about fish he caught in the past.

**LeelaWho** · 08-11-2012 08:17 PM

It was thanksgiving break and I forgot that everyone was leaving and that the campus closed early. I commuted and my ride home wasn't coming until 10pm that evening. So, I got some books from the library and broke into my piano teacher's faculty office where there was a really comfy couch and waited for my ride to come. Whenever I thought I heard the security guard, I'd turn the lights off and sit in the dark. He never checked to see if the offices were empty if the doors were locked.

I didn't do any property damage, it was easy to get in just by swiping a credit card in the lock.

**Marlowe** · 08-11-2012 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by LeelaWho

It was thanksgiving break and I forgot that everyone was leaving and that the campus closed early. I commuted and my ride home wasn't coming until 10pm that evening. So, I got some books from the library and broke into my piano teacher's faculty office where there was a really comfy couch and waited for my ride to come. Whenever I thought I heard the security guard, I'd turn the lights off and sit in the dark. He never checked to see if the offices were empty if the doors were locked.

I didn't do any property damage, it was easy to get in just by swiping a credit card in the lock.

That reminds me. When I was in college I snuck into the lab facilities and stole a bunch of stuff for a mad-scientist film I was making (basically, I took lots of needles and medical equipment). Only when I tried to return the stuff a few weeks later, I realized I didn't know where anything went (because I'd only seen the place in the dark). So I dumped all the bloody needles (fake blood!) and other things in a carboard box and left it outside one of the classroom doors.

**MBTI Enthusiast** · 08-11-2012 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Marlowe

That reminds me. When I was in college I snuck into the lab facilities and stole a bunch of stuff for a mad-scientist film I was making (basically, I took lots of needles and medical equipment). Only when I tried to return the stuff a few weeks later, I realized I didn't know where anything went (because I'd only seen the place in the dark). So I dumped all the bloody needles (fake blood!) and other things in a carboard box and left it outside one of the classroom doors.

Needles? My lab required you to sign out when you needed a needle, otherwise they thought someone was smuggling them for drugs. Also, lab safety videos have traumatized me when it comes to needles/broken glass.

**BlueG** · 08-11-2012 11:52 PM

I love this thread.
@Marlowe
Someone definitely had an anxiety attack from that. Hopefully the consistency wasn't right.

**SocioApathetic** · 08-13-2012 06:26 AM

I argued with my ISTJ mother thinking I could actually win.

**General Lee** · 08-13-2012 04:20 PM

Eh. Me and my older brother had a machete fight. Don't worry, only minor cuts and bleeding.

**DeadMilkman** · 08-13-2012 04:42 PM

Stole a police car, went on a joy ride and snorted coke the whole time.

Just kidding, I didn't really do that. The craziest thing I did was around 7 or 8. I cheated on one of those choose your own adventure books. I picked one of the choices but didn't like the outcome so I went back and made the other choice. I understand that this was completely unethical of me, has likely created long lasting and severe feelings of guilt and regret, and has probably tarnished my credibility in this forum....but at least I didn't really steal the cop car and snort coke.

**General Lee** · 08-13-2012 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by DeadMilkman

Stole a police car, went on a joy ride and snorted coke the whole time.

Just kidding, I didn't really do that. The craziest thing I did was around 7 or 8. I cheated on one of those choose your own adventure books. I picked one of the choices but didn't like the outcome so I went back and made the other choice. I understand that this was completely unethical of me, has likely created long lasting and severe feelings of guilt and regret, and has probably tarnished my credibility in this forum....but at least I didn't really steal the cop car and snort coke.

This is not enough. You must stand trial for your offenses.