[mistercoffee]

I recently had a conversation with a Human Resources manager at my job, and we started to have a conversation about the MBTI and the 16 types. Posted on her wall was a 4x4 chart listing all 16 types and the amusing remarks that each type would make in the form of a prayer.

NT

INTJ - Lord, keep me open to others' ideas. WRONG though they may be.
INTP - Lord, help me be less independent, but let me do it my way
ENTP - Lord, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.
ENTJ - Lord, help me to slow-down-and-not-rush-through-what-i-do-amen

NF

INFJ - Lord, help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?)
INFP - Lord, help me to finish everything I sta.......
ENFP - Lord, help me keep my mind on one th...LOOK, A BIRD! ...ing at a time
ENFJ - Lord, help me to do only what I can, and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?

SJ

ISTJ - Lord, help me to begin relaxing about little details tomorrow at 11:43:32 AM
ESTJ - Lord, help me to try not to RUN EVERYTHING. But, if You need some help, just ask!
ISFJ - Lord, help me to be more laid back, and help me do it exactly right!
ESFJ - Lord, give me patience AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!

SP

ISTP - Lord, help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them are hypersensitive!
ESTP - Lord, help me to take RESPONSIBILITY for my actions even though they're not usually my fault
ISFP - Lord, help me to stand up for my RIGHTS! (if you don't mind my asking)
ESFP - Lord, help me to take things more seriously, ESPECIALLY parties and dancing.

[Mutatio NOmenis]

ESFP: Dear lord, please let me not be pregnant!
ESFJ: Dear lord, please make my dress a knockout.
ESTP: Dear lord, please let me not have herpes!
ESTJ: Dear lord, please let me not be late.
ISFP: Dear lord, don't let the weed run out.
ISFJ: Dear lord, please give me a maid who doesn't steal.
ISTP: Dear lord, buzz off and let me work!
ISTJ: Dear lord, I'll talk to you on Sunday as usual.
ENFP: Dear lord, please convince them that I am not on PCP.
ENFJ: Dear lord, please forgive me for trying to be like Jesus.
INFP: Dear lord, please make my bullies understand me.
INFJ: Dear lord, please instate Social Democracy.
ENTP: Dear lord, send more cookies!
ENTJ: Dear lord, did you make everyone stupid on purpose?
INTP: Dear lord, please guide me to free porn.
INTJ: Dear lord, let me never become an INTP.

[sts06]

ISFJ - Lord, help me to be more laid back, and help me do it exactly right!

I snorted. This is uncomfortably close to truthiness!

ESTJ - Lord, help me to try not to RUN EVERYTHING. But, if You need some help, just ask!

Ahahahaha, I've been trying to type a friend of mine and had basically come to this as the probable type. This, ridiculous as it is, kind of clinches my thoughts

[Medea]

Aww hahaha. Very cute.

[Survivor_7777]

Nice job. I like it.