Oy. What is this 'Nurturer' crap?

I don't usually do this 'meet&greet' thing, being that I am a certifiable misanthrope nowadays, but since Ungweliante asked me nicely to join this joint at least I could do a shoutout to her.

I'm a depressed single white middleaged east-European male. Single, non-smoker, has a crappy job, lives in a crappy land. That's about it, I'm off to play "Gothic 3", seeya.

*You are hearing a robotic sounding voice coming towards you*



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Welcome to the club

Im Mr. Sue, how do you do?

Wow the bot really likes you he said hello 2 times. Sup?

The bot likes you a lot. You wouldn't happen to be artificially designed would you?

You're especially welcome to the forum. Enjoy your stay.

Yay, you sound really enthusiastic! You'll love it here!

Welcome to the forum

sup...

Hello and Welcome, Hope your stay is a long a happy one

Great intro BTW