[Bazinga187]

These exist on various sub-forums, but I don't think the INTPs have one. If there's an ancient thread about this that I just couldn't find, please do link it.

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Dear ESFJ,

I love you to bits, but your duck-face Facebook pictures make you look like a massive douchebag.

Sincerely,
INTP

[OMG WTF BRO]

Dear INTJ,

I admire your efficiency and I sometimes try to you emulate in my daily life. That said, you could stand to lighten up a little.

Sincerely,

INTP.

[Van]

Dear various xxFJs,
Thanks for giving far more of a damn about my feelings than I do.
Sincerely,
INTP

[joellr17]

Dear ISFJ

I would like you to be able to cut friendships that all they do is take advantage of you.

It really pisses me off when you consider those people that have hurt you so much still your beloved friends.

Sincerely,
INTP

[CosmicJalapeno]

Dear INTP,

I like your hat, but why are you so god damn lazy? Ya'll a buncha waste of energy.

Sincerely,
INTP

[Master of Visibility]

Dear ENFP,

You guys are amazing; I just wish you would pay attention to how you make others feel. You aren't the only one with feelings that can be hurt. Trust me; no one wants to see your bad side, and I am not trying to me mean.
(note: exceptions apply)

Sincerely,
INTP

[Kilgore Trout]

Dear ESFP,

Hello. I forgot to pick up some milk at the grocery store.

Can you pick up a carton without coming back with a case of condoms, tequila and a baby pool?

Love,

INTP.




P.S.

On second thought...

[Laertes]

Dear ENTJ,

Chill the fuck out for a while, would you? I know you have big goals and all, it's great and I admire it. Thing is, there are other things in life as well and you're an intolerable despot when stressed out.

Peace,
INTP

[nadjasix]

Dear ENTJ,

Marry me.

-INTP

[Ablysmal]

Dear ISFJ,

Stop trying to conform me to your own structured type lifestyle. What works for you doesn't for me. And please also refrain from getting melodramatic when I disagree with you.

Sincerely,
INTP