A couple of my personal favorites from the last couple months:
-It is a firm goal in my life to start a screamo band and then call up a local nursing home, asking if I can play some music for the residents.
-Pocahontas was out of her mind on shrooms.
-SPOILER: PUCK TELLS HALLY THAT BLANCHE KILLED GATSBY
-Every time there's an event that has sparkling grape juice, I consistently end up drinking the last of it straight from the bottle. I don't know how it always turns out this way.
-Midnight car alarm / Drunken voices echoing / Urban reverie
My most popular posts are links and pictures, though.