[Noctuloquor]

A couple of my personal favorites from the last couple months:
-It is a firm goal in my life to start a screamo band and then call up a local nursing home, asking if I can play some music for the residents.
-Pocahontas was out of her mind on shrooms.
-SPOILER: PUCK TELLS HALLY THAT BLANCHE KILLED GATSBY
-Every time there's an event that has sparkling grape juice, I consistently end up drinking the last of it straight from the bottle. I don't know how it always turns out this way.
-Midnight car alarm / Drunken voices echoing / Urban reverie



My most popular posts are links and pictures, though.

[Who]

One INTP I knew had his set to "Updating my Facebook status." It was by far one of the most amusingly pointless things I've seen.

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i want choc'at milk
Tuesday at 9:37am

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triangle square squiggly line trapezoid orange juice
June 19 at 1:19am

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Caligula would have blushed
June 9 at 8:51am

[Alto]

I think that my first Facebook status update was something like:

"Everyone, please like this! I need attention!"

The only other one I remember was along the lines of:

"I'm trying to get through the Divine Comedy, but the beginning sure is hell."

I had my Facebook account deleted for quite a while, but it got brought back so I could compete in a March Madness bracket with some friends. I hardly ever actually put anything up on my page.

[Toorima]

Go on facebook. LIKE A BOSS!!

Check your wall. LIKE A BOSS!!

Post a comment. LIKE A BOSS!!

Post this status update. LIKE A BOSS!!

Close this tab. LIKE A BOSS!!

[Cheveyo]

I've never changed my status on facebook. Ever.

If I could use pictures there, I'd have this:

[MachinegunDojo]

My last status was of a quote I really like.

"First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for me, and there was no one to speak out for me."
-Martin Niemöller


My last status that actually got attention was, "Programmed my calculator so that I can facebook with it." It had a calculator symbol and "via calculator" under it so it looked like I was actually facebooking with my calculator.

I just had to use that as my new status update.... and with that I answered the OP question as well ;) But before this I posted:
"All things ultimately end with some form of natural law, I wonder which it is that states a network failure only occurs at the worst possible moment. What kind of math is involved in understanding this?"

Because my home router died causing my IP Phone for work to freak out and I had to rush to the office as I was/am the only one taking calls right now :P

[Erudis]

My last status that actually got attention was, "Programmed my calculator so that I can facebook with it." It had a calculator symbol and "via calculator" under it so it looked like I was actually facebooking with my calculator.

Awesome, I should definitely use this when I join Facebook.

Which, unfortunately (or maybe not), is never going to happen.

[MXZCCT]

"Done lifting weights. Now dealing with this Massive Headache...... and laundry."

[Arbite]

A recent republican primary compared the second hand effects of gay sex to the second hand effects of smoking. The moral: If you start smoking during same sex intercourse, it might be time to slow down.