Catch Phrases

**XO Skeleton** · 04-04-2011 03:36 PM

Hello fellow, female, and neutral INTP's. I was just wondering what are some of the catch phrases, quotes, sayings, etc that you are known to say and maybe a little story, anecdote, or explanation as to why you use them (it).

Some I use are:
romance w/out finance is nonsense- love is good, but makes no sense if we are both broke

black is beautiful, but business is business- use this for when people ask for money and say something like, "Aw c'mon bro. Can't you help a brother out?"- can also be used for other races as well

wth

i aint gotta do nothin but stay black and die- one of my 1st jobs, i asked my supervisor if i HAD to do something. She said to me, "XO Skeleton (not my real name lol), you ain't gotta do nuthin' but stay black and die." Goddamn! If you think about it, this is really true. It even applies to other races because all things that are living or have ever lived possess the black substance carbon.

interesting (omoshiro)- when I discover something that interests me

see you in hell mutha fucka- ever see those cheesy ass movies when the dying person says his stereotypical cliche last words like, "Tell my wife I love her." Well, this is mine. Even if I was to get married, I would be on my death bed and tell my spouse, "See you in hell mutha fucka."= epic last few words

**nothingnew** · 04-04-2011 04:03 PM

See you in hell mutha fucka heh. I don't think that I have used that one before, but I accept your challenge.

When I worked at the club I had abunch of these I liked. I'll have to try and remember more of them. "If assholes were airplanes, then this place would be an airport." - My friend Harry said this one daily in reference to our customers. My favorite was, "One persons trash is another persons treasure." Whenever someone would ask why that girl is with that guy or vise versa this was my standard response. No one ever liked this one but me. I think some of my coworkers had a problem with using trash as a common label for people.

I would disagree with the romance without finance one. I have seen exceptions to this. My moms best friend from high school used to support her husband by waiting tables. They had a studio apartment and ate rice every other day. He went to school, and nobody believed in him but her. Her family and friends gave her hell for it. The guy became an architect specializing in small power plant designs. He sold his company five years ago for double digit millions, and he still takes contracts with various governments. They live all over the world. He was inside the Pentagon on 911 working on some military crap. They have a private plane, and he takes his wife to whatever city she wants to shop in; just to let he shop. She doesn't wait tables anymore; not even her own.

**Snakecharmer** · 04-04-2011 04:57 PM

Sista from anotha' mista
Brotha from anotha' motha
(no explanation needed for those)

"Who are you and what have you done with (Kyle, Allie)?" said when one of my kids is misbehaving or acting out of character (for example, when my daughter cleans her room, lol)

Okay...my closest friend (ENTJ) is a southerner, and she says the following phrases, and they crack me up. Both mean that someone is drunk.
"Tore up from the floor up" and "Torn out the frame".

I also like "Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya".

Also, "If IF was a fifth, we'd all be drunk, now wouldn't we!"

**Fulgur** · 04-04-2011 04:59 PM

*Silence*

AND TEN CHARACTERS, YO.

**Ben** · 04-04-2011 04:59 PM

"You missed a coma."

Edit: Also, I used to say "It's all just a random series of coincidences" that lasted the duration of a research project, just to troll my friends when they said "Thank God!" or "God hates me."

In hindsight, maybe that was a bit disrespectful...