[Ablysmal]

<3 <3 ladies night!!!!!! <3 <3

:D Like OMG party!!

[Cheeseumpuffs]

:D Like OMG party!!

I just threw up a little in my mouth......

[Iustinus]

o m g! keeping up wif the kardasheins is the best show EVA!!!!!!!!!!

[JPS]

I just threw up a little in my mouth......

Isn't that what you're supposed to do at parties?

. . . well, that's what I know from what I've read about them . . .

[Syntheseismic]

Why would I analyze things for myself when I can just rely on other people? That's what smart people are for. I'm gonna go to a frat party now.

[Fienigma]

OGM my boyfriend cheated on me like three times and then left for another girl and said he because he didn't need me anymore and now i want him back because I know he can change and he was also really good in bed

[FigureSkater]

EH MEH GERDZZZ!!! I TOTES LUV U. YOU MA BIFF!!! LeTs Go To ThE cLuB & gEt DrUnK & HiT oN dUdEs............................................. ..GTG! LUV YA! *hug*
TAYLOR SWIFT SINGS MY PAIN!!!!! <3
xoxo

Why are 99% of these in annoying 12-27 year-old girl voices?

[FigureSkater]

channels inner ESFP: talks to self:



You read wikipedia all day? what's wrong with you? why would you want to learn about things you don't have to?



*leaves to chemically destroy brain cells*

r u dipressed sense u dont lyke to tak 2 moi?

[inlovewithoblivion]

EH MEH GERDZZZ!!! I TOTES LUV U. YOU MA BIFF!!! LeTs Go To ThE cLuB & gEt DrUnK & HiT oN dUdEs............................................. ..GTG! LUV YA! *hug*
TAYLOR SWIFT SINGS MY PAIN!!!!! <3
xoxo

Why are 99% of these in annoying 12-27 year-old girl voices?

OH IT HURTS MY SOUL......

[inlovewithoblivion]

:D Like OMG party!!

Yikes O_0