[AirMarionette]

Let it be known that INTPs:



- Are truthful. This means we may value truth and honesty over sadistic lies.
- Are personable. They're called Ti-Glasses. They let you see all kinds of cool shit without getting emotionally involved.
- Are nice people! Just don't fuck with or misinterpret their notions!
- Are passionate about their convictions.
- Are uncomfortable with words like "passionate".
- When underdeveloped, consider emotional investment scary.
- Say or post things that may seem personal, which really aren't. Take my signature, for example.
- Cannot stand disharmony, but sure love entropy.
- Have probably already considered or thought about most things you've just mentioned, just won't necessarily vocalize it.
- Will ask for clarification, assuming their ego is not large enough to impede them from doing so without first attempting to figure it out themselves. Oops.
- Have their egos stroked every time you call them "weird" or "nerdy".
- Will load their brains with copious detail, but will simplify things just for you. Told you, we're nice.
- Feel like a child without Christmas every time their mental fruit is rejected.
- Do love. But it may be referred to as a violent influx of catecholamines that overwhelms better reason.
- When underdeveloped, may have a love/hate relationship with their object of affection. Or just about everything.
- Can be walking encyclopedias. Please deposit a $1 for data relay.
- Care about enlightening people. Care about people who care about people.
- Have the attention span of a mango. May stare attentively at a mango and zone out for several minutes.
- Go from "spoon" to "thromboses" in ≤2.5 seconds.
- Have hearts that flutter like birds... Lifeless, zombie birds.
- Frequently feel the urge to incinerate the human race and feed its corpses to Cerberus when something goes wrong.
- Are uncomfortable with absolute certainties and permanence.
- Think they're wrong before you even get the chance to think so. Criticize their work worse than you do, before you do.
- Are creative writers, and friendly just like those cute and flimsy NFs.
- Have UNDISCLOSED feelings and desires.
- Come in layers.
- May be volatile. May explode. May go into Hedgehog Mode like fucking Sonic and impale retarded muthafuckaz.
- Like being asked questions on the possibility that they might have not thought about that before. It happens.
- Naturally see the world as someone would see it under the influence of shrooms.
- Are disappoint*. All the time. Because even though existence is wonderful, humanity sucks.
- Tend to look serious and grumpy. It's called Deep Thought Syndrome. Do not approach. They will mentally kill you with fire.
- Must CORRECT, at all costs, because cool kids care about semantics.
- Always need to be reminded. Always need to modify. Will weave in random contexts. Antarctica looks like a duck.
- Will do whatever the hell they want with whatever the hell they want, with reason, so long as it doesn't unjustly harm another human being.
- Say one thing one day and a different thing the other. Their minds are malleable and adaptable.
- Quickly see the point. As well as 3452345 others.
- Worry that you will miss the point.
- Have 25 different faces with 25 different people. None of these 25 faces are untrue to themselves. Whatever their self is. They don't care.
- Are rained on and reigned by fascination and intrigue.
- Think like excitable children, never really losing their sense of wonder.

*Intentional, you fucking grammar Nazis.

Damn, I am one tired little marionette.

[eruceht]

Have 25 different faces with 25 different people. None of these 25 faces are untrue to themselves. Whatever their self is. They don't care.
Have 25 different conversations going on inside their head with all 25 having something interesting to add to the debate.

[AhmenRah]

*shall begin to spread the word and let it be known!*

[honestfi]

OK. Out of my head. NOW. {burns you with mental fire}

[Zomboy]

Haha, sounds like the INTP alright

You guys are so cute, with your computer-brains <3

[Maredda]

I agree with you !!!

Not being hysterical or numb don't mean we're not human

(I like the Cerberus idea a looot)

[CrabHammer]

- Think they're wrong before you even get the chance to think so. Criticize their work worse than you do, before you do.

Every once in a while I want to point out to people that, in my head, everything is always my fault. Assigning more blame to me just makes me want to go hide somewhere where I can't fuck up.

[Mendelevium]

Why not let me alone? China is a chicken, and Antarctica a duck. Would they taste good in Sichuan style? I doubt it, because while Chinese people eat a lot of chicken (like the rest of the world; pfft, us chicken-people), Antarctica only has terns, seagulls, and penguins, among other avian species, not the type of domesticated duck we usually eat. Would penguins taste good, or would we have to eat them feathers and all because they are hard to pluck? Would their natural oils interfere with the process? Get out of my head and into the monkey's, but then again, rich people eat monkey brains with red wine because the alcohol has antibacterial properties. I wonder, does it really taste good, or are they showing off their wealth? Why are social conventions so dominating, anyway? Everyone is shackled by them...Prison Break is utterly ridiculous, and, when paired with poor resolution, is really, really bad. Jellyfish! Poor Spock Prime, they never elaborate on his feelings. 'Hollywood films' are always so one-sided, cliche, and unrealistic in the end. Cynicism has died there, and childish idealism finds a wonderful home. Why are the best scientists considered skeptics? Would it not help to have some faith, unlike the budget-minding bureaucrat, which is a generalization, and why do people generalize to the point of inaccuracies, and why does 'generalisation' sound so much better than 'generalization'?

Excuse me, but that was 1.67 seconds.

[negativnein]

Who said we were assholes?

[honestfi]

Why not let me alone? China is a chicken, and Antarctica a duck. Would they taste good in Sichuan style? I doubt it, because while Chinese people eat a lot of chicken (like the rest of the world; pfft, us chicken-people), Antarctica only has terns, seagulls, and penguins, among other avian species, not the type of domesticated duck we usually eat. Would penguins taste good, or would we have to eat them feathers and all because they are hard to pluck? Would their natural oils interfere with the process? Get out of my head and into the monkey's, but then again, rich people eat monkey brains with red wine because the alcohol has antibacterial properties. I wonder, does it really taste good, or are they showing off their wealth? Why are social conventions so dominating, anyway? Everyone is shackled by them...Prison Break is utterly ridiculous, and, when paired with poor resolution, is really, really bad. Jellyfish! Poor Spock Prime, they never elaborate on his feelings. 'Hollywood films' are always so one-sided, cliche, and unrealistic in the end. Cynicism has died there, and childish idealism finds a wonderful home. Why are the best scientists considered skeptics? Would it not help to have some faith, unlike the budget-minding bureaucrat, which is a generalization, and why do people generalize to the point of inaccuracies, and why does 'generalisation' sound so much better than 'generalization'?

Excuse me, but that was 1.67 seconds.

And you can get out of my head too. There's too many people in there already and one of them has a gun. And PMT.