[Ross]

they need to change from dark to regular.. not regular to dark.. regular to dark is just stupid!

[Stephen]

they need to change from dark to regular.. not regular to dark.. regular to dark is just stupid!

OK. I'll have a look around here, but no guarantees. I think most of the ones I have change regular to dark. Are you willing to wear them backwards if need be?

[luemb]

For a lot less expense, and much faster, I could build you a rocket launcher. It's much safer, and it has already been field tested.

Granted, I don't think that would help the political situation at all.

Hang on. Just get a jet-pack and an astronaut suit. Yep, that would work. Just watch out for airplanes. We'd probably have to make you radar-invisible, but that shouldn't be hard. Unfortunately it is a little bit slower than teleportation, but it is faster than a plane, and you wouldn't have to wait to check your baggage.

[Perhaps]

I'm having a difficult time thinking of a safe and inexpensive source of power; I'm not sure if sweat can be converted for this purpose and methane is not necessarily safe or environmentally friendly.

[Kayness]

For a lot less expense, and much faster, I could build you a rocket launcher. It's much safer, and it has already been field tested.

Granted, I don't think that would help the political situation at all.

Hang on. Just get a jet-pack and an astronaut suit. Yep, that would work. Just watch out for airplanes. We'd probably have to make you radar-invisible, but that shouldn't be hard. Unfortunately it is a little bit slower than teleportation, but it is faster than a plane, and you wouldn't have to wait to check your baggage.

the jetpack sounds fun! but in reality it's most probably terribly frightening.

[Stephen]

For a lot less expense, and much faster, I could build you a rocket launcher. It's much safer, and it has already been field tested.

What kind of precision can I get with this? What if she misses and hits the pacific ocean? Safer is one thing. Safe is another.

Granted, I don't think that would help the political situation at all.

I think you're right. We're in all kinds of gray areas of safe.

Hang on. Just get a jet-pack and an astronaut suit. Yep, that would work. Just watch out for airplanes. We'd probably have to make you radar-invisible, but that shouldn't be hard. Unfortunately it is a little bit slower than teleportation, but it is faster than a plane, and you wouldn't have to wait to check your baggage.

I've seen videos of jet packs recently, apparently they work ok, but run completely out of fuel in less than a minute. How will we power this jet pack?

I'm having a difficult time thinking of a safe and inexpensive source of power; I'm not sure if sweat can be converted for this purpose and methane is not necessarily safe or environmentally friendly.

Thank you for your efforts. Please keep me posted. If need be, we can probably arrange to produce both simultaneously through the strategic application of the aforementioned corduroy and a trip to Chipotle.

[Stephen]

the jetpack sounds fun! but in reality it's most probably terribly frightening.

It's like so many things in my life have been... have you ever heard of Rebecca Black?

[bethdeth]

Instead of the underpants, sunglasses, rocket launcher, dubious power sources and such, how about a nice emotional contagion campaign? Try the NFs who have severe issues with projecting guilt and blame to build you a slogan which can go virus?

Something like all @Stephen wanted was his @Kayness, now the powers that be have screwed it up. Sign this petition for humanity.


Or....if that doesn't work, we can disguise Kayness as Kony just to get her into some form of custody......we'll have to sort it out with some paralegals on the finer points and make sure she isn't under guard of any PTSD crazies. I'm pretty sure that with the help of some quick talking ENTPs and legalese ISTJs we can get this organised in no time.

[Stephen]

Instead of the underpants, sunglasses, rocket launcher, dubious power sources and such, how about a nice emotional contagion campaign? Try the NFs who have severe issues with projecting guilt and blame to build you a slogan which can go virus?

Something like all @Stephen wanted was his @Kayness, now the powers that be have screwed it up. Sign this petition for humanity.

As someone who is all about back up plans (we're already on plan C at least), I have considered trying to set up something like that. Like a kickstarter campaign, except not just for money. If this visa process in some way were to fail (as I understand, that is unlikely) I considered starting a serious thread on here about how to solve the problem, and leverage the brainpower of the creative thinkers and those who are knowledgeable about policy on here.

Or....if that doesn't work, we can disguise Kayness as Kony just to get her into some form of custody......we'll have to sort it out with some paralegals on the finer points and make sure she isn't under guard of any PTSD crazies. I'm pretty sure that with the help of some quick talking ENTPs and legalese ISTJs we can get this organised in no time.

I'm concerned about disguising her as Kony due to the dangers, but she does pass for a male rather well.

[bethdeth]

I'm concerned about disguising her as Kony due to the dangers, but she does pass for a male rather well.

You're completely right about the dangers where the military are concerned:

Breaking news;

Military Now Considering Limiting Soldiers With Severe PTSD To 3 Combat Tours | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

As someone who is all about back up plans (we're already on plan C at least), I have considered trying to set up something like that. Like a kickstarter campaign, except not just for money. If this visa process in some way were to fail (as I understand, that is unlikely) I considered starting a serious thread on here about how to solve the problem, and leverage the brainpower of the creative thinkers and those who are knowledgeable about policy on here.

You can always come to Australia. They let anyone in who doesn't actually need to be here or are endangered somehow by rape boats, war and famine. As long as you don't meet this criteria and are completely racist, you'll be welcomed here.

Serious note: I hope it works out for you. :)