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This is a discussion on Best burns, funny comebacks, and clever insults.... within the INTJ Forum - The Scientists forums, part of the NT's Temperament Forum- The Intellects category; Sometimes I tell my BF: It's a good thing you're cute, because you're not that bright. I can't believe I ...

  1. #21
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Sometimes I tell my BF:

    It's a good thing you're cute, because you're not that bright.

    I can't believe I settled for you.

    I can't believe I have sex with you.
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  2. #22
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Someone: "you smartass..."

    Me: "I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass."

  3. #23
    INFJ - The Protectors

    Quote Originally Posted by lirulin View Post
    [The Bedside of the dying Lord Craveney:]
    Edmund: Someone like you go to Hell? Never. Never!!
    Graveney: But I have committed many sins.
    Edmund: Haven't we all, haven't we all...
    Graveney: I murdered my father...
    Edmund: [glances at Richard IV] Well, I know how you feel.
    Graveney: ...and I have committed adultery...
    Edmund: Well, who hasn't?
    Graveney: ...more than a thousand times...
    Edmund: Well, it is 1487!
    Graveney: ...with my mother.
    Edmund: WHAT?
    King: Good Lord...
    Graveney: You see, I will go to Hell.
    Edmund: Well, well, let's take Hell: You know, Hell isn't as bad as it's cracked up to be.
    Graveney: What?
    Edmund: No, no, no, no. No, you see, the thing about Heaven, is that Heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in Heaven, like, uh, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot plants...
    Graveney: Ew...
    Edmund: Whereas Hell, on the other hand, is for people who like the other sorts of things: [with relish] adultery, pillage, torture those... areas.
    Graveney: Really?
    Edmund: Mm! Give your lands to the Crown, and once you're dead, you'll have the time of your life!
    Graveney: Adultery? Pillage? Through all eternity?
    Edmund: Yep!
    King: (handing over a quill) Lord Graveney, your decision...
    Graveney: Very well. (signs) I leave my lands to the Crown, and my soul in the hands of the Lord. May He treat me like the piece of refuse that I am (rubs his hands together, grinning) and send me to Hell.
    King: Amen.
    Edmund: Amen. You're a very lucky man! I wish I could be coming with you, but, you know, being the Archbishop...
    Graveney: I'm so sorry.
    Edmund: Oh no, that's alright.
    I haven't seen the show, but this part here is hilarious!
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  4. #24
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Black adder kicks ass :)
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  5. #25
    INTJ - The Scientists

    The best insults and burns are made up on the spot with your quick and witty intelligence. If you have to rehearse them, well that does not say much for your intelligence. Oh, and by the way it takes a brain to be intelligent.
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  6. #26
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Quote Originally Posted by phina saurus rex View Post
    The best insults and burns are made up on the spot with your quick and witty intelligence. If you have to rehearse them, well that does not say much for your intelligence. Oh, and by the way it takes a brain to be intelligent.
    I sincerely disagree. A planned comeback could be said exactly the same as one that came naturally, even if it was the exact same thing in the same scenario.

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    INTJ - The Scientists


  8. #28
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Quote Originally Posted by phina saurus rex View Post
    The best insults and burns are made up on the spot with your quick and witty intelligence. If you have to rehearse them, well that does not say much for your intelligence. Oh, and by the way it takes a brain to be intelligent.
    Amen to that, I find Ni humor awesome.

  9. #29
    INTJ - The Scientists

    I'm generally a support wit. I have to be in the moment to really let loose.

  10. #30
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Quote Originally Posted by phina saurus rex View Post
    The best insults and burns are made up on the spot with your quick and witty intelligence. If you have to rehearse them, well that does not say much for your intelligence. Oh, and by the way it takes a brain to be intelligent.
    I agree. Then again, I sometimes go with a sarcastic "Ouch, that really hurt" when someone tries to insult me. I proceed to have a good laugh at them afterwards.


 
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