I called in sick today. Fi was killing it like a boss this weekend - decided that I should accept an invitation to drive 3 hours for a college party. 'Plus one' had made plenty of excuses recently to visit so it was time I had a turn at making the voyage.
The real reason however is that I had putting off something I had been intent on doing ever since I came back from Korea. At the very last second I had found a convenient little emotional escape called IU... who I still love dearly. Upon reaching the venue, I had met my cousin and the woman previously referred to as "Plus one" or "Sister's bff" prior to meeting 750ml a bottle of tequila that I passionately made love to for the remainder of the evening.
With two thirds of said bottle now consumed, the emotional lubrication had taken partial effect. One slightly impaired Ni dominant, hitherto referred to as Party B, happened to mention something about the need for precaution when exercising certain gratifying activities with a severely impaired Ne dominant with an auxiliary Fi, who will be known from now on as Party A. The latter overheard the comment and then proceeded to corner the prior with intentions to confront him on what he meant by said comment. The Ni dominant, being intoxicated like a sir, sought out a quiet place where both parties could say their peace... which they were promptly kicked out of for fear from other parties that the precaution was not being observed. They then proceeded outside of the venue to continue their meeting of the impaired minds.
After roaming the cold streets for an hour or so, it was revealed that Party A had indeed been attracted to Party B for a few years now but had been obligated to yet another party. Party B also stated his mutual attraction to Party A which began almost a year prior to the current event. Once again, Party B was pleasantly surprised by Party A when she had stated her intentions - they exercised similar modes of reasoning in regards to the way they should interact. It was quite a relief to both parties that both held that friendship was the priority and that any intent for romance must be delayed in the name of healing and self discovery. All was fine until Party B stated that despite the agreement, he would like to take part in a certain activity. Party A stated that she would not consider it a breach of the agreement if such an activity were to take place. Party B took said comment as an invitation. From this point, the proceedings of the story for the remainder of the evening are irrelevant.
As per Canadian law of contracts, agreements made while one or more parties are intoxicated are voidable on the condition that one party is too intoxicated to appreciate the subject matter of the agreement and that the other party is aware of such intoxication. Once sober, one party must make a prompt election to avoid the agreement. All three conditions were met as the next day, Party A claimed not to recollect the events from the night before. It was also April 1st, so Party B elected to remain silent until sufficient evidence was collected that this was indeed the case.
After re-hydrating and taken sufficient measures in preparation for driving, Party B had made a gratuitous offer to deliver Party A to her home as well as some dinner. Other parties were also invited but were persuaded to decline with a very convincing death stare. After a somewhat awkward yet still pleasant dinner, Party B revealed to Party A the events of the night before - that Party A had said some very embarrassing things and that, in good faith, it was now Party B's turn to share some embarrassing information. Party A, now sober, was reminded of the agreement and behaved shyly as Party B initiated the activity from the night before. Now at Party A's home, tea was being prepared while Party B continued in the activity before embarking on the three hour drive home.
Party B, although very pleased with the now affirmed agreement remains in a twitterpated state. It is very confusing as one minute Party B is certain that he will take advantage of his liberties within the agreement but the next, he is incredibly curious about how to improve his performance in said activity. It seems Party B is very interested in discovering more of Party A as well. This definitely needs a couple days to cool over before contact is re-engaged.