[lolthevoidlol]

The tides are turning!

[General Lee]

*Preliminary peace reports are not promising. General Lee has ordered two Army Groups into the Berlin region in an attempet to capture the city. General James has seized control of the situation and has pushed General lolthevoidlol to the east of the Kakhovs'ke reservoir. Norway has given in but Sweden is holding strong. Everywhere else is stalemated. The impasse in talks is most likely due to... Hold on I am getting word of an assissanation attempet on General Lee. We will keep you informed of the situation as it develops, until then the war contiunes.*

[lolthevoidlol]

think you can push me around eh?

[General Lee]

*Peace talks are in danger of collapsing. While no reports of terms discussed are being released, one of our reporters was shot when he asked questions about the terms, it is said that General Dalsgaard presented wholly unacceptable terms to General Lee. Regardless of what was offered it is clear that this war will be contiuned.
On the recent assasination attempet, General Lee has released information that implicates Petals of Stone, thus far a quiet observer of the war, ordered the attempet although there is no evidence that she planned the attempet. The government will vote next week on whether or not to declare war on @petals of stone.*

[General Lee]

*The quiet on the Eastern front was shattered as General Elyrid lost his grip on Berlin. General John assualted early in the morning and pushed Elyrid out of Berlin. Tens of thousands are reported dead with many more missing.*

[March Cat]

*sends his two best assassins after General Lee*




You won't escape.

[General Lee]

*General Lee has today called for a peace conference. Once five generals consent, talks can begin and a truce declared. In other news, two assassins shot a decoy General Lee during a troop review, dumb move it turns out as two hundred thousand rifles and six thousand tanks procceded to disintergrate the would be assassins. The decoy was General Jackson.*

[lolthevoidlol]

*brings Bulldozer Snow Plow army to the conference*

[ISTLgal]

Sorry guys, I've been in the pantry tidying: Everything is organised into alphabetical order. I got a bit carried away and tidied the bedroom cupboards too.

[petals of stone]

*Peace talks are in danger of collapsing. While no reports of terms discussed are being released, one of our reporters was shot when he asked questions about the terms, it is said that General Dalsgaard presented wholly unacceptable terms to General Lee. Regardless of what was offered it is clear that this war will be contiuned.
On the recent assasination attempet, General Lee has released information that implicates Petals of Stone, thus far a quiet observer of the war, ordered the attempet although there is no evidence that she planned the attempet. The government will vote next week on whether or not to declare war on petals of stone.*

Don't drag me into this. Let me eat my butter flavoured popcorn.......


Seriously........




Or else.......


Play with fire and you get burned....