Ask an INTJ a question.

**General Lee** · 06-13-2011 04:06 PM

"General Jude was able to capture the INTJ stronghold of Hong Kong and the rally led many men to the cause but during our fights with General Dalsgaard, General Elyrid captured the ISTJ stronghold of Berlin. General Jude, I am reassigning you to the European theater, if possible kill General Elyrid for his desecreation of Berlin but the death of thirty or forty thousand of his soldiers will do as well."

"Yes sir!"

**Eylrid** · 06-13-2011 04:24 PM

Deploy Cybermen!

**lolthevoidlol** · 06-13-2011 04:27 PM

Deploy FEMBOTS!!!

**General Lee** · 06-13-2011 04:31 PM

*After a long and bloody fight, the Second Battle of Berlin comes to a stalemate. General Jude is unable to beat back the cybermen but General Elyrid is unable to budge the stubborn ISTJ's from their positions*

"We must releive the pressure on the German Front. General Mark, take your army and the adjacent ones and lead a invasion of the Ukraine. If you can, occupy the place but if the forces are to much for your armies, raze even the grass on the floor and pour salt on the fields."

"Yes sir."

**lolthevoidlol** · 06-13-2011 04:39 PM

Stop them with Silly String!

**Eylrid** · 06-13-2011 04:40 PM

Deploy Amish People!

Infantry!

Artillery!

Air attack!

Diversionary Tactics!

**General Lee** · 06-13-2011 04:45 PM

"The Eastern Ukraine is in our position but then silly string battalions forced our glorious armies to stop their advance. General Jude is still stuck in Berlin and thus I send you, General Peter, with three full army groups to Norway. You will seize the country and make it into a military base, you will then proceed to conquer all of Scandavia before pressing on into Russia."

"Yes sir!"

**lolthevoidlol** · 06-13-2011 04:49 PM

FIRE DUCT TAPE BOMBS!

SPARE NO ONE!

**General Lee** · 06-13-2011 04:51 PM

"General Jude wants to withdraw from Berlin to Munich. Where in the name of the good Lord are the other Generals? My resources are insufficent to fight alone! Nevermind that, General John, lead your forces to Berlin in a last ditch attempet to secure the city. VAMOS A PREVALECER!"

"Yes sir!"

**General Lee** · 06-13-2011 04:56 PM

*This is a breaking news report! General Mark has been captured and presumbaly killed during heavy fighting in the Eastern Ukraine! The lines of our great army in that region has been broken! Every available man is being rushed to stablize the line!*

"General James, lead your army to the rally point in the southern Ukraine. We must not let the INTJ's pass this line! The line has been drawn, no retreat, no surrender."

'Yes sir!"

I will send a treaty of peace to be arranged with General Dalsgaard.