[Humoriarty]

Text conversation. I do love to tease.



Them: Cn u c f mai chrgr iz n th livng rm? Plz I lft it der ystrdai

Me: I think you wish me to look for your phone charger in the living room? I will have a look, but if that's not what you are asking me, do let me know what it is exactly you ARE asking me.

Them: f its nt der den it mite b n th drssr bi th lmp??

Me: I have looked in the living room high and low and in the corners and on top of things and under things, I even moved things about and looked behind other things that I thought might possibly conseal the charger you charged me to look for. However my luck in finding it is rather like your forgetting it in the first place. Rather unfortunate.

Them: by s it n t drsr?

Me: ahh I see now you are making another request of me, the suggestion apparently is that I should spend some time looking at and in the general area of a dresser. Am I right? It is rather difficult to tell to be perfectly honest. I remember when I was little I used to be fascinated by codes however that's long ago now that my ability to decode seemingly random letter has quite diminished. I hearby do formerly request at least the semblance of clarity.

Them: ???

Them: di u chk de drsr?

Me: ahh consulting my little tykes big book of code breaking I sense somehow I should cast my optic receptors in the direction of your bedroom for the charger, which I must say I had quite forgotten. I was playing around with google translate and having lots of fun, you really should try it some time. Perhaps it would ease our conversation to some degree.

Them:??

Me:you will be pleased to know that all is well, I am back reading little tykes big book of code breaking, sadly it isn't a first edition, I'm quite sure you know the first edition would be worth a few coins by now. Then again maybe not. So yes, I have in my hand the charger so you haven't lost it, it will be here awaking your return. I shall accept any kind of thanks you wish to offer, might I suggest some type of confectionary. Yours anticipating a joyous return ...



Them: ur wrd!


Younger siblings, gotta love em.

[xKZx]

I soooo LUV the musik they makn nowadajz!

[Prion Indigo]

Oooohh...Broglie de boogle de beeeee....

[havfun110]

So, how about this weather?

*was previously at the "Act like a non-ENFP" thread*
The weather fucking sucks. There's too much sunshine! And to make it worse, all these stupid, obnoxious school children are running around, screaming and playing. Ruined my whole day.

[lilysocks]

* Food menu for us to select potential meals to consume

Am I on the right track for this thread if I tell you my brain read that as 'potential mates to consume'? Or am I banned 'cause the thought made me blink?

[yet another intj]

"Windows 8 is awesome. Because I'm too stupid to use the start menu."

"Linux sucks. Because it's too complicated. I never heard anything about ridiculously user friendly distros such as Ubuntu."

[Eustache]

Sometimes I am wrong! xP


This is funny!

[smevel]

Let's talk about my hair

[Prion Indigo]

#lol #yolo #swag #hashtag

[Prion Indigo]

Oooohh...Broglie de boogle de beeeee....

crap! DeBroglie was a physicist--I am trying to be non-INTJ and I still make a science reference.