[sherkanner]

Are you of the same species?
Because I had similar problems before I realized that I have to use my holographic shape-shifting technology in order to interact with humans.
I still don't get what wrong with some tentacles and a pair of antennas...bah, apes, what do they know about beauty?

How big is your banana?

[Hermes]

I find it ironic that my Internet supplier has a list of things that you can download unmetered from their page, yet the specific page you need to go to is metered.

[Cetanu]

Just walk up and ask them if they want to have sex.

I'm not joking. That works most of the time.

Welcome to adulthood.

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[Abraxas]

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You didn't know you could just ask? Most women will just tell you yes or no.

Of course, you would expect most to say no, but the truth is that a lot more will say yes than you would think, especially if you ask in a really confident way, like the idea is totally casual to you and you were just wondering. If the girl is the sort of person that you have already predicted is going to react in a favorable way to that kind of attitude, then I mean it's just playing the game dude. It's called swagger.

[OwLY]

I never said I need a relationship to be happy.
I am happy. I'm handsome, intelligent, successful, I have a good family, I love my job, I have lots of money, I'm fun, I make people laugh et cetera hence why it doesn't make sense to me.

Can you make any sense of why women wouldn't want to be with a decent guy?

I figure that girls my age (22) don't want to have a relationship and just want sex and see me as more of a relationship guy which is fine except: i'm not at all adverse to casual sex.

So then what else can I put it down to?

It's quite simple actually, you just haven't encountered anyone you are compatible with yet. If all the women you have pursued have shot you down, then you probably aren't looking in the right places. Stop blaming yourself, because you'll only get more angry and that's not healthy. At least you are out there trying, that's more than many people on this site and majority of people on the internet can say.

Also, had major deja vu tonight. I am now mad or I am convinced that I am now.

Don't worry, it's just another glitch in the Matrix.

[luemb]

I don't think I've been this happy in a really long time... in fact, I'm not sure I can remember ever being happy like this. It's a feeling of complete peace and joy, for no apparent reason other than having a good night's sleep and no stress, no friendship complications, and no personal problems to solve.

I hope it sticks around for a while.

[Napoleptic]

A fire has been lit under my ass ... and I'm going to go out there and fucking prove myself all over again.

No amount of pain, fear, fear of potential loss, or risk is gonna make me stop.

The beast is awakening.

But ... I still need to catch up on some sleep first. I love my bed.

Oh ... btw .. I'm posting this here cuz my brother [INTJ] was the one to finally light it :P I'll show him this time for real .. and my entire family as well.

Put that 8 wing to good use!

I harnessed a bit of anger myself last night. Now if I can just keep it going...

Fortunately I've got a lot of anger right now.

[MindBomb]

I am happy.

No, you are not...see the following quotes:

Underneath all the anger is real depression

I severely wanted to kill myself a few months ago.

In response to the "If you died tomorrow..." thread

Yes. why? the relief would be amazing.

Honesty with yourself is the first step. And blaming and being angry with the women around you is not honest. Nor is it attractive.

Then, you say...

I'm handsome, intelligent, successful, I have a good family, I love my job, I have lots of money, I'm fun, I make people laugh et cetera hence why it doesn't make sense to me.

I never made any claim about any of these traits. You may have them in spades; however, reread my advice to you. I was speaking about your attitude; this is affecting how people are reacting to you. It's simple really and logical. And entirely under your control. Now you have $.04...

[Napoleptic]

Thinking about all the cool jellyfish avatars (cool colors @PurpleTree !) I suddenly remembered my favorite webcomic (if you can call it that), Articulate Matter. The title of the one I'm currently using for my avatar is "I iz not vermicelli" - here's the image in a size you can actually see:



Too cute!

[PurpleTree]

Saw a shirt today that had a guy saying to a rock, paper and scissors to "stop fighting". I started to think "where is lizard and spock?" It would make that shirt so non-mainstream.

Also, had major deja vu tonight. I am now mad or I am convinced that I am now.

Could the deja vu have to do with someone on this forum having the logo on that shirt as an image in their sig?

Are you of the same species?
Because I had similar problems before I realized that I have to use my holographic shape-shifting technology in order to interact with humans.
I still don't get what's wrong with some tentacles and a pair of antennas...bah, apes, what do they know about beauty?

How big is your banana?

I don't know, with tentacles, I'm sure he'd be a hit in at least Japan.
(Supposing they aren't the stinging kind, of course)

Thinking about all the cool jellyfish avatars (cool colors @PurpleTree !) I suddenly remembered my favorite webcomic (if you can call it that), Articulate Matter. The title of the one I'm currently using for my avatar is "I iz not vermicelli" - here's the image in a size you can actually see:



Too cute!

Now, that is cute. *goes to read whole comic-like web series*