Yes, yes you are ; ) This reminds me of my INTJ husband, so i guess it could be applicable to you too.
Oh, its too small, so i'll write out what it says.
I'm a sarcastic asshole
When i talk to you , its either
because i really like you, and feel
comfortable teasing you
I really hate you and don't care
if you know it.
figuring out which one it is.