[MissJordan]

You know you're an INTJ when you start thinking of real life social interactions in terms of The Sims.
(Compliment... ++
Insult... --)

If only they were as easy....



"Talk"
"Tickle"
"Flirt"
"Woohoo"

[MissJordan]

The only reason you know the name of any porn star is because of I Hit it With My Axe...


At any given time, you're always the first to know when the internet goes down.

[Pillow]

Hah! We do have a chimney and they used to leave the chimney doors open to pretend that Santa had come in.

My mum used to go to elaborate lengths to pretend that Santa exists, a couple of times she even covered the soles of her wellies in flour and made white footprints from the door to the Christmas tree, via the Christmas cake and tea (she doesn't drink alcohol) and back again.

My mum is a terrible liar so it wasn't hard for me to find out the truth

Me: Mum, my tooth is still under my pillow!
Mum: Oh! Well the tooth fairy was probably very busy and hasn't had time to come yet. Why don't you go downstairs and get some breakfast, maybe she'll have come by the time you're done...

[PseudoSenator]

When you will issue tempered snaps within ten seconds of asking a question if the answer strays from the desired information with just the slightest extraneous detail.

"That's not what I asked. I asked...."

[antiant]

If only they were as easy....

"Talk"
"Tickle"
"Flirt"
"Woohoo"

I'm somehow reminded of this:

[Sanskrit]

Hah! We do have a chimney and they used to leave the chimney doors open to pretend that Santa had come in. I forget how I found out about the Easter Bunny... in fact, I forgot about all of that until I asked my mom today. According to her I was "very smart" and "put two and two together." Basically I found out about one of them and it snowballed into destroying every fantasy I had at the time XD

"Well if X == Magical Being, and Easter Bunny == X, and X =/= true, and Santa Clause == X, meaning... OH MY."

Wait, You are saying Easter bunny isn't real?
The rabbits hereabout then are some sophisticated creatures.

[TheWaffle]

...when you can just look at a controversial post in a thread and accurately predict it will end in a flame war (e.g. "Intellectual" ISTJs?)

[MissJordan]

...when you can just look at a controversial post in a thread and accurately predict it will end in a flame war (e.g. "Intellectual" ISTJs?)

...When someone posts a thread that 'ends in a flame war', you immediately expect to be thoroughly entertained.

[Perhaps]

1. When everyone you meet is immediately and horribly intimidated by you--

Personally, I think @Action Potential seems like the less intimidating @antiant.

2. And when you're only considered less intimidating because there's another INTJ a) making the comparison and b) serving as a basis for comparison.

[Capsicum]

... you have ever uttered the phrase:

"And when I've finished building it, it will BLOCK OUT THE SUN!"