INTJ Lady ripping apart OkCupid males.

[Shai Gar]

OkCupid.com: NapaeaeNyx / 24 / f / bisexual / Brisbane, Australia

An INTJ Female discussing profiles of men on OkCupid.

=====the__chad wrote=====
My Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food are
(A) Books: Nothing that any of you would know.

I would be interested to learn of these books.


Do you prefer Haydn's sonatas or Mozart's?
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So I replied with:


No doubt you should be interested to learn of them, no doubt you should be further interested to learn how to read. TittiePunch wrote you an excellent recommendation more than 90 days ago, perhaps you should use that idea.

Mozarts.

Do not bother replying "The Chad" I think you are one of the pathetic testosterone laden scum that inhabit this testsite. Furthermore I find you to be a bore.

Has anyone yet had the honesty and the decency to inform you that your face in your last photo looks like someone took a lump of playdo, beat the crap out of it and then had a cat piss all over it for colour? Please do the world a favour and invest in a pistol, 1 bullet, and a sense of humanity.

=====alwaysinnocent wrote=====
Nice way of dealing with the male "The_Chad"

Anyway, just had to comment on that. As the insult is a decent one at that and I haven't heard many of note worthy status of late.

Your personality type does fit your selected field, as does mine which is closely related to your field and personality.
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Did you ever stop to think that It would not also be directed at you?

You actually believe you cannot learn anything about a person from their profile? My cousin ShaiGar has the keys to his personality in his profile. This is a medium where you only find out if a person is worth getting to know through what they write about themselves.

Your scant profile tells me quite a bit about you, just as an empty headed moron who loves to laugh and enjoys having fun and puts that in his profile tells me a lot about them. You see yourself as somewhat deep and standoffish, but you're not one sided you go up and introduce yourself to people too. Lets not forget about throwing in a monty python reference because everyone who is intelligent and unique just loves quoting other people.

You certainly give a brief description, brief enough to show you for the pathetic socially ostracised fool that you are.

=====pommieben wrote=====
let me sign up as some idiot muscle ,in your conquest for domination of what ever , your subtle tones and corrosion of conformaty, had me in stitches.
=====13985=====

Have you heard of Capital Letters? Proper placement of the comma?

Lets get a few things straight you imbecile. I do enjoy certain conformities, most especially the conformity of spelling. Are you really of the opinion that I would want idiots to help slaughter the idiots?. Why in an age of information and intelligent weaponry would I even bother using muscle? Have you not heard of biological weaponry?

Not one to leave people out I decided to review your profile and see if you had any redeeming features at all. My first thought was that you wouldnt, and for the first time in your life you didn't disappoint. Have any of you freaks who are looking to get into the pants of any girls in OkCupid even bothered writing sufficiently long profiles to entertain and let us get to know you? Of course not, that would show a slight amount of intelligence.

Genetic throwbacks are what you are.

I leave my IM on, but I do not answer my messages. I got this message from the genetic throwback who Mailed me in the last entry

IM Transcript from pommieben

you're far too good looking to rule the world alone. we should hook up and discuss strategies

Of course, Because I was born with the destiny to be gorgeous, and I have enough care about my hygiene to keep my skin clean, I am completely unfit to rule a quarter of the earth alone. The only strategy I would ever discuss with you is the strategy of how my Intelligence Quota Bureau will be detaining your corpse in one of my "Decomposing Matter Energy Plants" (patent pending).

How about you go down to a nightclub and hook up with one of the retarded drunk sluts you're used to. Proceed to get HIV, and die painfully.

=====pommieben wrote=====
have you heard of sarcasm? take your imaginary leadership qualities and place them carefully up your cute arse. i served as a soldier for 7 years going to war twice, and you think rolling some d6's in your little world of orcs and goblins gives you a right to abuse people who dont have the audacity to put others down who they havent met. so what if i'm a red blooded male doing what comes naturally and as you said this is the age of information and this is the new technology so i thought i'd give it a go. i humbly apologise if there's any stray coma's. if i may ask one question, why are you so angry with people who are just trying to meet new people? are you that lonely or just self centred?
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So I replied:

Because acting like a complete tool, that comes naturally to red-blooded males. I am suprised that you feel the need to insult your entire gender merely because you know no other way to act than as a fuckwit. What precisely did you think to give a go? Intelligence? Well shit, I guess you failed there too, just like everything else you've ever attempted. Or was it the new technology you thought to attempt to master? No really, please answer as I am very curious to know what kind of fool thinks this magically pretty box will correct your spelling, grammar and then go so far as to make your message understandable to the world online.

Once again you come to calling my arse cute, and talking about sticking things up there. No Mr "I have such great leadership skills I joined an armed force so that other people could make up my mind for me, and then invaded a country twice because I gave up my rights of choice" I will not let you anywhere near my cute arse. If you are what a Real Man is, I guess that I would rather have a little coward pussy bitch of a geek who has real intelligence and an ability to argue with skill. My leadership skills are inherent in who I am, my temperment and my trained skills. If you had read my profile correctly you would understand that I roleplay as an Evil character, and thus I never fight against goblins or draconians. But reading and understanding are not high on your list of priorities are they?

My right to put people down that I have not met comes from my being Human. One might just as easily ask "What right have you to judge a person, in the darkness behind your eyes?". I don't quite understand the lonely part of your last question, as an INTJ I need no social intercourse to feel like a whole individual. I am just that self absorbed, not my problem that you tried and failed to interest me, in the meantime turning me off completely.

=====pommieben wrote=====
oh i am having fun. so your not into men and i doubt that any woman would put up with your shit either ,so i guess that leaves dumb animals or yourself for company . Excuse my lack of knowledge of your funny little role playing game, but wake up and smell the bacon darling. Its a cruel harsh world we live in and dreaming of world domination usually lands you in a lot of shit. check :A hitler esq for example.
Where the bloody hell would a skinny butt , over opinionated geek like yourself get n.b.c weapons from. you really are a laugh a minute, can i get some of them drugs your on , i need a break from reality.
oh and whilst were on the subject of computers, yeah i can't be arsed to cross i's and dot t's but it'd take me all of thirty seconds to jump your fire wall and hack your magic box to pieces.
be nice now, like i was trying to be on first contact or i'll tell my mum.
ttfn.
=====428325=====

Are all guys like this? I reject a guy on some pretty damn solid grounds and he continues to feel the need to contact.

I shall answer on the following points.

so your not into men and i doubt that any woman would put up with your shit either
I quite like men, I like the manly bits. I do not however like you, you are pathetic. Women do seem to like me as well. It must be because I am not a moron.

wake up and smell the bacon darling. Its a cruel harsh world we live in
Yes, I know. Haven't I been harsh enough in my rejection of you to prove it? I believe I will survive quite well in it.

dreaming of world domination usually lands you in a lot of shit. check :A hitler esq for example.
Hitler was not a nobleman, therefore your use of the word esquire (or the abreviation) is quite erroneous. Many people dream of world domination, few people "Land in a lot of shit" because of it. You wanted to "sign up as some idiot muscle ,in your conquest for domination", I guess you changed your mind on the whole deal when I informed you that you would not be getting laid.

Where the bloody hell would a skinny butt , over opinionated geek like yourself get n.b.c weapons from.
Once again you refer to my arse, this time in the opprobrious style. From whence comes this fascination with an arse that you have never seen, on a body of a girl who you'll never sleep with? As to where I could obtain biological weaonry, well is that not obvious? I would have to create it myself, not hard to do. I have a friend in slovenia who is an INTP who can fashion his own. I guess geeks have knowledge and skills. (not that you'd even be worthy of attack)

whilst were on the subject of computers, yeah i can't be arsed to cross i's and dot t's but it'd take me all of thirty seconds to jump your fire wall and hack your magic box to pieces.
Yes, you'd just get past a "smoothwall" gateway and a "ClarkConnect" gateway (internet -> firewall-box -> firewall-box -> Linux-box) in under 30 seconds. And then you'd get past my personal firewall, to crash a Slackware operating system. That would take some fucking magnificent skills that you are lacking. For those who have the skills and are thinking about it, please leave a note in "/home/napaeaenyx/Desktop/Hacked/wh00t.txt"

be nice now, like i was trying to be on first contact or i'll tell my mum.
ttfn.
Why precisely does this idiot think that I am going to be nice? He keeps contacting me and I have not exactly made him welcome. As for the horrendous internet abbreviation "ttfn" I hope he means that figuratively because I'd rather him never contact me again, and I am too lazy to block him.


Guys, if you are still reading this message I hope that you realise the kind of shit that I, and other single women have to put up with constantly in OkCupid. Most of this ill behaved idiocy is not warranted, and neither is it desired.

Ladies, if you get this kind of shit constantly and dont want it, please just write back offensively until they get the point.

=====lukan22 wrote=====
Subject: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocionosis
Ummm.....maybe you were intrigued enough to read on maybe you weren't....?
That is sought of the longest word in the world, but it has to do with a disease/lung condition, so techniquely it probably doesn't count. I'm not real geeky in any way, but was intrigued one day to see if antidisestablishmentarianism was indeed the longest word.
Anyway, i'm a decent guy, like to have fun, really like to make people laugh and smile, dont mind some addrenalin sometimes (jumped out of the first plane i ever went on). I loved the clan of the cave bear series by Jean.M.Auel
And before i do forget (even tho you probably get told all the time), you are quite gorgeous indeed!

You know what you want, so i'm hoping you dont think i am an idiot, and as far as i know i havent proposed, friends, nah no way...tell her she's dreamin, lol.

Would be real nice to hear from you tho.

My name is nakul (na - cool)

P.S. I live on the sunshine coast and Du ar vacker (norwegian/sweedish for you are beautiful)
=====88958=====

Oh gods, This is EXACTLY the kind of moronic profile I dispise.
"i'm a decent guy, like to have fun" <- really, because most people hate having fun?
YES, I AM BEAUTIFUL! TAKE A FUCKING ESTIMATE OF HOW MANY MEN TELL ME THAT! At least 2 every single fucking day. Online, hundreds a day. No, lets not talk about Eugenics, that might offend you. Lets not talk about classical music, my favourite kind, YOU HATE IT.

Actually, I am not even going to attack this idiots profile or message. He just shits me off too damn much.

[snail]

I wouldn't date her if I were a guy. She's a scary bitch.

[Trope]

Originally Posted by snail

I wouldn't date her if I were a guy. She's a scary bitch.

Strange. That's exactly why I'd date her.

[NephilimAzrael]

Originally Posted by Trope

Strange. That's exactly why I'd date her.

Likewise..

I especially liked this piece:

Lets get a few things straight you imbecile. I do enjoy certain conformities, most especially the conformity of spelling. Are you really of the opinion that I would want idiots to help slaughter the idiots?. Why in an age of information and intelligent weaponry would I even bother using muscle? Have you not heard of biological weaponry?

She has quite the head on her shoulders.

[Shai Gar]

it makes family get togethers awesomtastic

[cryptonia]

she doesn't happen to be a fan of The Best Page In The Universe. does she? The style is quite similar.

[de l'eau salée]

Originally Posted by Trope

Strange. That's exactly why I'd date her.

Originally Posted by NephilimAzrael

Likewise..

I especially liked this piece:



She has quite the head on her shoulders.

I guess that's what separates us softies from you guys. How could you handle someone like that? She's a really angry person....

[Shai Gar]

@sillytree - She's not angry, she just hates stupid men who are attractive and thinks that's all a girl needs.
@cryptonia - maddox? She introduced me to that site years ago. Don't think she visits anymore.

[de l'eau salée]

Originally Posted by Shai Gar

@sillytree - She's not angry, she just hates stupid men who are attractive and thinks that's all a girl needs.

Hm, that's not as bad then. I just browsed what she said, and all I could see were insults after insults. I suppose I should actually read the text next time...

[Xeraii]

Sounds like someone who likes the idea of being an INTJ just a little bit too much.

Entertaining as hell nonetheless.