[Eylrid]

I do not faint. I just like testing gravity. Last time I checked, it still works.

The way to fly is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

[DarwinsBastard]

In the 8th grade, I caused an IXTJ to go momentarily catatonic by allowing someone to colour a flag purple.

eyes went blank, then collapsed on the ground.

sprung back up 20 seconds later, sabotaged the project and ran away.



not fainting exactly, but close, and entertaining.







I think I might be an asshole....

[Gnothi Seauton]

I guess this thread now is part of the trilogy, huh?

Do you fart?

Do INTJ's breathe?

Do INTJs Faint?

[Btmangan]

One time, I saw an ENFP and an INTJ hug, and a rainbow shot out from it and cured a man of blindness.

[Green Girl]

The way to fly is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

To misquote Rincewind, it's not falling that worries me. It's landing.

[luemb]

To misquote Rincewind, it's not falling that worries me. It's landing.

If you truly weren't worried about it, it wouldn't happen.

[Eylrid]

One time, I saw an ENFP and an INTJ hug, and a rainbow shot out from it and cured a man of blindness.

Care Bear Stare!

To misquote Rincewind, it's not falling that worries me. It's landing.

The A Hitchhiker's Guide to Discworld crossover would be epic.

[DarwinsBastard]

The A Hitchhiker's Guide to Discworld crossover would be epic.

I have a feeling Rincewind and Arthur would be very good friends, if not the exact same person.

[Perhaps]

You know, it might just be that we're not eating enough of a certain root vegetable. As such, our lord Jellybaga punishes us with a peculiar type of neuromuscular paralysis.

[MindBomb]

Obvious INTJ kittehs...

This is what happens to me when I get a burst of Ni-inspiration.



For protective measures, I now wear this nearly every day:

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Or try to have Kim Kardashian follow me around so I can fall on her soft pillowy bottom: