INTJ - The Crackpot

Originally Posted by Happy

You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet

Quite the opposite.

Originally Posted by Happy

You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet

I'm so magnetizing Magneto can't even keep up.

This was actually kinda amusing! ^.^ you didn't really touch on anything that we'd generally get offended about :P

Only thing negative about those comments.

It is rude to show them in public. They just think we are petting are Ego again.

Originally Posted by Happy

THIS IS A JOKE THREAD WHICH I POSTED FOR IN EACH TYPE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

People hate you.


I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.


That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.


Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.


How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.

Well, I find it so amusing that rather taking it as insults on my part, these appear to be flattering, much to my surprise..and my already-inflated ego is now swelling to bursting levels.

I want to do this piece by piece!
ARgh! Some of the Post came out wrong

THIS IS A JOKE THREAD WHICH I POSTED FOR IN EACH TYPE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

People hate you.
Aw.... so true.

Originally Posted by Happy

Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

I don't know Lex luther has always hated Superman, and who would Garfield be if he didn't hate Mondays

[QUOTE=Happy;76460]I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.[/QUOTE]

I doubt it. I have excellent hearing.

Originally Posted by Happy

That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

I don't know. Theoretical questions and abstract theories sounds more like INTP territory. I'm more of a Typology guy

[QUOTE=Happy;76460]Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.[/QUOTE]

Okay. So Yes/No/ I think a big ego would be a hit with the ladies and no I'm not that great with relations ,but I don't really care/I really don't want to be a dude magnet cuz I like girls, and as for being a chick magnet I would hope they be fried first cuz I don't eat whole chickens/ Aw How'd u know!

Originally Posted by Happy

How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.

Again Theories are INTP territory(seriously....) Sorry can't hear you my head is in the clouds brainstorming a great money making idea. Its also brainstorming what I am going to do to your (mom/girlfriend/wife/sister/aunt/teacher/dream girl/female-etc)

[QUOTE=The Wanderering ______;3046268]I want to do this piece by piece!
ARgh! Some of the Post came out wrong

THIS IS A JOKE THREAD WHICH I POSTED FOR IN EACH TYPE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

People hate you.
Aw.... so true.



I don't know Lex luther has always hated Superman, and who would Garfield be if he didn't hate Mondays

[QUOTE=Happy;76460]I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.[/QUOTE]

I doubt it. I have excellent hearing.



I don't know. Theoretical questions and abstract theories sounds more like INTP territory. I'm more of a Typology guy

Originally Posted by Happy

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.[/QUOTE]

Originally Posted by Happy

Okay. So Yes/No/ I think a big ego would be a hit with the ladies and no I'm not that great with relations ,but I don't really care/I really don't want to be a dude magnet cuz I like girls, and as for being a chick magnet I would hope they be fried first cuz I don't eat whole chickens/ Aw How'd u know!



Again Theories are INTP territory(seriously....) Sorry can't hear you my head is in the clouds brainstorming a great money making idea. Its also brainstorming what I am going to do to your (mom/girlfriend/wife/sister/aunt/teacher/dream girl/female-etc)

The funny thing about this? I'm not an INTJ.

Think you know what you're talking about? Bullshit, I'm ending this conversation with a polite goodbye or making an excuse that I need to go to the doctors (or take a crap).

What is wrong with you ? You said its a joke when half of it are damn straight true; liar.