[Panoramiq]

Asked: "What are you up to these days?"

Spoken: "Oh, you know.. this and that"

Internal dialogue: "Ceaselessly rowing my boat across the fire-breathing river of hell. only to step into a toy dingy with pocket-sized paddles on the other side."

Lighten up guys!

[TaleofMisunderstood]

Me: You're special!

What I mean: Dude...an intriguing personality that likes details...oooooh. Time to steal some of their imagination <3

[Ardent Lunacy]

This thread is going to ruin the INFP's-are-so-nice stereotype.

Most nice people have a dark side, my friend. At the very least, an extremely cynical and sarcastic side.

[TaleofMisunderstood]

Me: Good. (after How are you?)

What I mean: This is how you start a question, a stupid How are you? 0 points for originality!

[kaleidoscope]

What I say: I need time alone/to think.

What I mean: NO I DON'T OKAY NO I DON'T I ALREADY THINK TOO MUCH SO PLEASE SEE THROUGH MY POOR ATTEMPT AT GETTING YOU TO MAKE ME STAY BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO ADMIT THIS

What I say: Okay. *sullen silence*

What I mean: I'd like your head on a platter. *rage*

What I say: Want some of my food?

What I mean: I'm in love with you and will eventually marry you.

What I say: You're so cute!

What I mean: You're so fucking hot, take me NOW.

[Calvaire]

I have this system I made at my work for my regular customers

If I say:
Have a Nice Day-I really mean I can't stand you,you're a least favorite regular i'm sick of you.GO AWAY!

Have a Great Day-you're either not a regular so i'm netrual about you or you're an alright regular but you didn't show me anything to be one of my favorites or I got so used to saying have a great day that you got the same thing said to you.

Have a Wonderful/awesome/anything but great or nice-You're one of my favorite customers! : )

[ThatOne]

When someone does me some kind of wrong without realising it, and are wondering if my annoyance is their fault:
Me: It's not your fault. I'm fine.
Translation: You have 3 seconds before I throw this chair at your face.

Person: Are you okay?
Me: Yep.
Internally: It's not any of your business...
Person: Okay. I just wanna help. :/
Me: I'm fine I promise.
Internally: GoAwayGoAwayGoAwayGoAway.

[Malikarcanum]

This thread is going to ruin the INFP's-are-so-nice stereotype.

That's a thing I think people don't really understand about us. We feel all emotions to the extreme, even the negatives. We just keep them bottled inside, to our own detriment. That way they don't hurt other people, & it then in turn hurt us even more because we hurt them.

It's a vicious cycle.

[Mr. Meepers]

I said: You're hot

WIRM (What I Really Mean) is: Get away from me, I am sensitive to the heat you jerk

I say: I have a headache
WIRMI: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! :-P

I say: I like you
WIRMI: I'm horny


I say just about anything
WIRMI: I'm horny


I say: I love everyone
WIRMI: You're annoying

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Seriously, I usually mean what I say, except when I am sarcastic ... sometimes I am nice, but I try to be within the realm of honesty ... I don't have a lot of phrases ... I don't think


I'm fine
WIRMI: Please leave me alone right now OR please comfort me ................. Or I am actually fine

[Ardent Lunacy]

I say: I like you
WIRMI: I'm horny


I say just about anything
WIRMI: I'm horny

This legitimately made me laugh my ass off.

When I say "You seem like a sweet girl, I'd like to get to know you" I mean "You've got fucking gorgeous tits".