Just wondering how INFP's behaved when they were under 5?
Because I was, put rather plainly by my ISTP father, "a conniving little shit."
I locked my family outside then pretended I couldn't hear them over the TV (which I was pretending to be watching).
Too often I unscrewed the lids on the salt shakers at restaurants, so that the moment someone would use it the entire contents spilled at.
I would make a mess on the carpet with my toys, then very slowly tidy it up so that I took too long and my older siblings had to help me. Even then, I still took my time putting in a toy one at a time.
When my siblings pissed me off I would throw toys at them. Apparently I had a good arm.
I was often overly wrapped up in fantasy land, and it's going to bring on some embarrassing stories at my 21st (which I'm not having, btw).
The least embarrassing is when I used to go down the hall and hide behind a corner, make this screaming noise, then come back as some kind of animal. An animal I was deadly convinced I actually WAS. "_____!" "I'm not _____, I'm Tigress!"