[KindOfBlue06]

@kaleidoscope , sounds like your finals are pretty hard... You should take a break from cramming, and go for a walk. Unless it's raining, because you don't want to get wet. Hopefully it's nice and hot where you are, so you can go for your walk. Hot, but not moist would be prefferable. Maybe you could ask @Neverontime to come and join you.

If the walk is to much to take, perhaps you would enjoy sucking on a nice long juicy popsicle. Not too big though, or you won't get it all in your mouth. Surely that would satisfy you. Don't bite it though, because you might bite off a bigger piece than you could swallow. And that would be an unfortunant climax. But a popsicle would suit you well if the air is hot and thick where you are.

[Bremy]

@Acey That was awesome. You're the man LoL

[Bremy]

Not all just the good ones. =D

Reading this thread you would think all double-entendres are sex jokes.

[Bremy]

Times like this make me wish I were wittier *sigh* Another lost opportunity.

[DarwinsBastard]

Most of the time I dislike them because they seem so immature...I wish people would grow up sometimes.

personally, as long as they aren't abhorrently crude, I find them funny, people take sex way too seriously, when I think people just need to have fun with it. When seemingly shy and awkward girls do it, I'm powerless, I find it immensely charming, and I have no idea why.


I understand your position, I just think there are much funner positions.

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I'll show myself out...

[OrangeAppled]

I can like these if they are very witty. This is just because I like smart puns in general. And yes, I think puns are very INFP (and ENFPs seem to love 'em and churn 'em out too). I have an ENFP buddy I email & it's pun after pun after pun in our conversations. The double entendre is not limited to sex, and rarely even goes there unless it's exceptionally clever.

I agree with those who can find sexual (or any body function) double entendre very adolescent & stupid though. When people make EVERYTHING about sex, or anything about sex is made to be funny, then I roll my eyes. My ESFP step-mom does this, and it just seems like she's permanently stuck in 6th grade.

[refugee]

I love puns/double entendres. Loved it ever since I made my first limerick in 3rd grade.

Odd question...can puns be visual, or do they always have to be verbal?



At 1:45-2:07, the narrator says, "Hot Shots, Part Deux" but he pronounces it like "dieu" as in French for god, and the slogan is, "Just Deux It." Brilliant stuff.

[Neverontime]

Some (unintentional) double entendres aired on British TV and radio.


1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god!! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself'.

[kaleidoscope]

@kaleidoscope , sounds like your finals are pretty hard... You should take a break from cramming, and go for a walk. Unless it's raining, because you don't want to get wet. Hopefully it's nice and hot where you are, so you can go for your walk. Hot, but not moist would be prefferable. Maybe you could ask @Neverontime to come and join you.

If the walk is to much to take, perhaps you would enjoy sucking on a nice long juicy popsicle. Not too big though, or you won't get it all in your mouth. Surely that would satisfy you. Don't bite it though, because you might bite off a bigger piece than you could swallow. And that would be an unfortunant climax. But a popsicle would suit you well if the air is hot and thick where you are.

You already used that pick up line on me before, Blue ^^

[KindOfBlue06]

@kaleidoscope technically, it was directed at someone else, but why fix what isn't broken ;D Oh and if I used that for a pickup line, I'm pretty sure I'd get a drink thrown in my face haha.