[ohTOMICho]

This will be a simple and easy way to get things off your chest without losing your cool or sounding like a whiny little piece cheese. The purpose of this thread is for you to write letters to people or things that will never get to read them--sounds stupid?

Probably.

But at least you can say what needs to be said without being judged for the contents of your letter and have some anonymous person out there in the world actually give a damn.

Also, I didn't want to limit this thread to only INFJs--but I have a feeling we'll need it the most. So be serious (or not)--just have fun with it, darlings!

I'll start:



Dear Smoothie Girl,

I think you might have slipped a bit of alcohol into my strawberry-banana smoothie--and although I cannot stand the taste or smell of liquor, I thank ye kindly for it and will smile extra nicely at you the next time we meet.

Sincerely,
An INFJ

[ohTOMICho]

Dear ENTJ Honey Bunny With Cannibalistic Tendencies,

You jerk! I am not food! I don't think I'm delicious and neither should you! >:( It was awkward having to explain to my mother why I had teeth-shaped bruises on my thigh. How embarrassing.

Sincerely,
An INFJ

PS. I secretly like it.

[diverged]

Dear You,
I have not found you yet. But there's a reservation sign in the darkest corner of my heart waiting for you whenever you're ready to come.

xx,
Me

[Ormazd]

Dear You,
I have not found you yet. But there's a reservation sign in the darkest corner of my heart waiting for you whenever you're ready to come.

xx,
Me


Plagiarism ftw.

[PlushWitch]

Dear ENFP-real-life-woman-girl,

in my dream we had a terrible fight. And I have the feeling that this fight exists in reality. Don't you feel ashamed for your falseness - your animosity you can hide so well? But I can see through you. I want to tell you about my dream, but you would probably feel compelled to say it's not true and that I shouldn't worry too much about what you think about me (etc.). But from the way you say such things I see that you only say them in order to cut it off. Maybe it will help if I just act reserved towards you...to take away from you the pressure of the need to be nice. Or it will eventually make you feel guilty...

Sincerely,
Me...the annoying and meticulous INFJ

PS: I know your falseness from your interactions with other people you can't stand...

[LiteratureNerd]

Dear Students Who Call My Office To Check On The Status Of Your Paperwork:

If you do not tell me what your name is, I cannot look up the status of said paperwork. I realize that you are a special, unique snowflake in the midst of a school of about 12,000 students and that I should be able to recognize your voice because you are FAR more important than anyone else in the world, but quite frankly our office hasn't been trained in instant voice recognition due to budget cuts.

Irritatedly yours,
INFJ

[CarmelinaGunn]

Dear Patient of the Chiropractic Office that I Work In:

I hate when you ask me, "How are you?" after I greet you when you walk in. I cannot actually tell you how I am doing. This is my place of work and I'm paid to be pleasant so you want to come back here and give of some more of you monies in exchange for (hopefully) getting healed. If you really want to know how I'm doing, stalk me on PerC. Until then, don't ask me, "Really?" after I give you my standard answer of, "Good." We cannot be real friends now, or probably ever. It's ok. I have to ask how you are doing. I do not expect the same from you. Sit quietly, please. And let me know if you need the trash can or restroom.

Sincerely,
An INFJ

P.S. Don't bring your children ever again. I'm not a babysitter.

[Herp]

Dear Classmates,

I understand that we're from completely different worlds. I wanted to know the real you, but you people never disclose that to me, and instead, only disclose that between yourselves, leaving me out. But you are doing terribly when you don't even try to make me feel welcome, and later want me to tell you my points of view for important things. I'm not a computer interface. I want to feel like I belong to your group, and not that I'm a tool for your group. Compliments aren't going to make us friends.

Sincerely,
INFJ

[Cyrille]

Dear ENTP guy,

I have no idea why do you like me, but I also have no idea why do I like you. I find it kinda funny and frustrating at the same time. Please, be less kind, because I feel like you are in love with me and it frutrates me a lot, because you are so much older than me. Be a jerk! Please. Please. Please. If you're playing a game, then please stop it!

Sincerely,
an INFJ

[Gnothi Seauton]

Dear upstair neighbor,

Please take care of business with your girlfriend before 9pm, I can hear everything you do up there while I'm trying to go to sleep.

Sincerely,

Your disturbed neighbor