My mom (ISFP with well-developed Te):
When I’m not happy with my grades (because I half-assed everything): “Then do better.”
Whenever I seem just a little quieter than usual: “Are you okay? You know you can talk to me, right?”
When I ask her to do something: “Remind me.”
When she fails to do something: “You didn’t remind me!” (I normally did).
When I accidentally do something stupid: “It’s okay, I love you even though you’re dumb.”
When I correct her English: “You knew what I meant, right?”
When she calls me from another room, purposefully pretending to be angry just to torment me: “ADRIANA!”
When she’s talking about something that should bother her: “I don’t care.”
Once when I was choking:
Me – “Mom, I’m dying.”
Mom – “Don’t die, it’s too expensive.”
My mom is funny
All of the things here that seem mean or annoying aren’t. My mom only really shows concern and humour. She’s awesome.
My step father (ESTJ):
When he “hints” by pointing out the obvious (e.g. “Your room is getting messy.”) and I say, “I know.” He replies, “If you know then why don’t you do something about it?”
After greeting each other: “How was school?”
Whenever he feels like it: “Any new grades?”
When I make fun of him: “Is this what they teach you at university?!”
When we have our playful punching fights and my mom starts laughing: “This is what you taught her!”
Every day: “What do you want to eat?”
My step father is also funny
I just got super lucky.