Funniest, silliest, goofiest, craziest stories!

Because I'm sick and I need a laugh (or many), the request I post is, "Tell me about the funniest, silliest, goofiest, or craziest thing you've done."

(I'm purposefully leaving this vague)

Don't eat wheatgrass and go into public.

Originally Posted by avalanche183

Don't eat wheatgrass and go into public.

wha is wheatgrass?

I once got stuck in a dog door while chasing my grandma's dog. I was maybe 2 at the time. Another time, during the same period, I wandered into my fathers office while he was playing his guitar. I took a seat in his guitar case. He thought this was adorable until I ran off and he saw that I'd actually peed in the case. To this day, he owns the case which remains stained. I would hazard to guess he could never sell it in such condition...but I think secretly, the proof that I did this is much more important to him. Hope you feel better soon.
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Originally Posted by aubrey

I once got stuck in a dog door while chasing my grandma's dog. I was maybe 2 at the time. Another time, during the same period, I wandered into my fathers office while he was playing his guitar. I took a seat in his guitar case. He thought this was adorable until I ran off and he saw that I'd actually peed in the case. To this day, he owns the case which remains stained. I would hazard to guess he could never sell it in such condition...but I think secretly, the proof that I did this is much more important to him. Hope you feel better soon.
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thank you and that guitar story is so cute!

Originally Posted by entpreter

wha is wheatgrass?

If you've ever been to a jamba juice, they have wheatgrass displayed there for some of their drinks.
Let's say that it goes straight through the system(in people like me).

Originally Posted by avalanche183

Don't eat wheatgrass and go into public.

You made me think of this. Skip through the first minute for the song.

Video - Accidents Happen: Sesame Street

Left over fireworks + school vending machines.

Need I say more? I was pretty stupid back then.

When I was in physical therapy a couple weeks ago.. my hand therapist was telling me a story of the previous client she had seen. Apparently my hand therapist had asked her "on a scale of 1-10 today, where is your pain at?" Client replies

"Oh it's pretty bad you see, I neutered my cat."
"Oh you took it to the vet?"
"Noo, no. I did it myself, in the kitchen sink, my ex husband was a veterinarian, taught me how. Why waste $75 when you can do it yourself?"
"Oh.. well why did you do it today?"
"Oh you know, he peed on my good couch, thought it would be good punishment, listen, do you have any cats that need to be neutered?"
"No I don't, what did you use to knock it out?"
"Oh llidocaine, does your husband need a vasectomy I can do that too!"
"uhh no.. we're fine"

lets just say my hand therapist from that day forward, was awfully freaked out by this lady.

Originally Posted by SeekJess

When I was in physical therapy a couple weeks ago.. my hand therapist was telling me a story of the previous client she had seen. Apparently my hand therapist had asked her "on a scale of 1-10 today, where is your pain at?" Client replies

"Oh it's pretty bad you see, I neutered my cat."
"Oh you took it to the vet?"
"Noo, no. I did it myself, in the kitchen sink, my ex husband was a veterinarian, taught me how. Why waste $75 when you can do it yourself?"
"Oh.. well why did you do it today?"
"Oh you know, he peed on my good couch, thought it would be good punishment, listen, do you have any cats that need to be neutered?"
"No I don't, what did you use to knock it out?"
"Oh llidocaine, does your husband need a vasectomy I can do that too!"
"uhh no.. we're fine"

lets just say my hand therapist from that day forward, was awfully freaked out by this lady.

CREEEEEEPPPPYYY! Good thing she didn't go to the vet. Someone would have put HER down.