I laugh at their futile attempts to con me.
I just gave a con-artist advice on conning someone better.
"I think you used religion far to much; Yes, that can get you some 'points' with a mark, but that's only if they are extremely religious. I say cut out the bible parts and send it to someone that you 'know' is religious.
Also instead of adding "Before his death we were both born again Christians" you should go into to more details of his death. You want to make the 'mark' sad.
Honestly, I don't know why I'm helping you. You're probably some old man/women who has nothing better to do.
(By The Way) retype that shit with some real English, make it look professional. It will help you sell."
Yes, I am a asshole, but I just thought it was funny that I helped the person trying to con me.