[ShadowPlay]

Because you are really a broom

You're not a broom??!!! - Homestar Runner to Marzipan

You need to be endowed with Bowie's lightning bolt tattoo on you forehead.

Besides colour and price, What's the difference between men and women's shavers???

[kemmicals]

prolour and cice.

If an astronaught has to wear his space suit all the time, how does he pee?

[ShadowPlay]

Astronaughts have always piddled in their suits because they're pretenders, however, don't worry about astronauts, their bladders have everything under control.

mY cAPSlOCK aPPEARS tO bE bROKEN!!! wHATEVER aM i dOING wRONG???