Share your IM/Chat Conversations

This is like QDB: 50 Random Quotes. Copy paste funny/embaressing or whatver conversations you had in chat or in IM that you would like to share.

The rules are simple:

1. Do not expose secrets for the sake of exposing it.
2. Remove the names of the people involved (except yourself)

Enjoy.

I'll start with the first one I have in mind before I go dig for some more.


INFP says (8:28 PM):
*This girl I barely know is becoming all sweet and asking to see me and says she has a top secret gift for me.
~Rosa says (8:28 PM):
*freak her out
INFP says (8:28 PM):
*shes freaking me out
-pastes part of the conv with said girl-
~Rosa says (8:28 PM):
*it feels like a trap
*maybe im paranoid though
~Rosa says (8:29 PM):
*i got the mental image of mice entering a cage with a cute piece of cheese
INFP says (8:29 PM):
*yup im curious where this is going
~Rosa says (8:29 PM):
*bedroom?
INFP says (8:30 PM):
*wat do u think that means?
~Rosa says (8:31 PM):
*if she gives you a link dont type your password
INFP says (8:33 PM):
*people are weird
*yesterday stranger gives me chocolate, and now wierd girl...
~Rosa says (8:34 PM):
*weird people are generally put out by weirder
*that's how i do it
INFP says (8:35 PM):
*I think its a hacker
~Rosa says (8:36 PM):
*maybe
*that or u just offended the poor sweet Fe person
**shrug*
INFP says (8:37 PM):
*either ways i dont want no Fe rubbing off on me...

(19:25) Artemis: man, my brother just did the best Gollum imitation at the best time ever... I told him earlier today that we could watch Tudors season 2 together cause I just bought it, but I changed my mind cause I just want to be online right now. So I told him I'm not going to watch it, and he looks at me with this murderous expression and mutters, "Nasty little hobbitses, they tricked us! Stupid, fat hobbit!"

Man, I cracked up
(19:26) Artemis: He's got the best sense of humour ever :DDDDDDDD
(19:26) Friend: LOL
hahaha
thats a good one really :D
(19:27) Artemis: <3 my bro, he's the best :DD
(19:27) Friend: :D
(19:27) Artemis: even tho he's an annoying bum, too, always borrowing my DVDs without asking and always watches them in my room when I'm not at home -_- oh well :p
(19:28) Friend: i know that feeling lol
same stuff with my sis
(19:28) Artemis: siblings, you hate 'em and you love em :D

(11:18 PM) ESFJ:
if there is someone that i dnt know but i like, and i see her everyday at uni, how can i talk to her, be charming and get her email
by the way this girl is diff, i liked her along time ago, i swear she has always been in my mind, just waitin for the right time
(11:20 PM) ~Rosa:
well
just be confident
and not too cocky
and ask her to go out
on a date
(11:20 PM) ESFJ:
That easy?
i dnt know if she can understand that
i just wanna talk to her and get her email, get to know her first.
(11:22 PM) ~Rosa:
then just ask for her email
(11:23 PM) ESFJ:
all i am asking for, is how to talk to her.putting in consideration that i dnt know her and she is younger, and i wanna get her email, and from then i can work it out
(11:24 PM) ~Rosa:
well ull need a topic to hinge on
orelse ull just be a desperate sex deprived perv
ull need to be charming and confident yet erase the desperate image
(11:26 PM) ESFJ:
desperate sex deprived pervort
OMG
ur scaring me
y would she think that
-pause-
(11:28 PM) ESFJ:
What should I do to hide that?
how can i be all charming with out any of these things comin up
(11:28 PM) ~Rosa:
be smart about it
(11:28 PM) ESFJ:
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(11:28 PM) ~Rosa:
not something i can teach u
Just be a gentleman.
(11:30 PM) ESFJ:
i know how to be that, i want u to tell me what converstaion should i talk to her about
(11:31 PM) ~Rosa:
hmm.. interesting stuff i guess
vacations, the ocean,
or!!
BIRD PSYCHOLOGY!
(11:32 PM) ESFJ:
so u think i should talk about birds psychology the first time i see her?
(11:33 PM) ~Rosa:
yes
(11:33 PM) ESFJ:
wow
srsly wow
(11:33 PM) ~Rosa:
what?
(11:33 PM) ESFJ:
what kind of a freak head would talk birds psychology at a first conversation
she would think am a geek
brb will ask my mom which shoes match this shirt more

INTP says:
Who knows
Nobody really needs a sexual partner to satisfy themselves those days, it's not the same
But it's satisfactory to a lot of people, who can't hook up

Crystalview says:
"these days"
u use that alot

INTP says:
lol

Crystalview says:
like ur from another century

INTP says:
Think about it
Things like masturbation and pornography didn't exist until the 70s and 80s
Before that, it wasn't that common among people
There were still there, but not very common

(6:36 PM) Krisco: lmao. xD sorry. xD
i had to get more drink. xD
(6:36 PM) Friend: no alcohol for you
(6:36 PM) Krisco: o.o
(6:36 PM) Krisco: i has pepsi. xD
(6:37 PM) Friend: laced with alcohol o.o
(6:37 PM) Friend: i don't think
you can lace things with alcohol
but if you couldn't before
YOU CAN NOW!
(6:37 PM) Krisco: lmfao. xD
nice. xD
(6:37 PM) Friend: see
i was thinking
(6:38 PM) Friend: you can't lace pepsi with coke
cause that would jst be wrong
(6:38 PM) Friend: cause pepsi and coke don't mix o.o
and i'm so fucking tired xD
in case krisco couldn't tell
(6:38 PM) Krisco: yes. krisco can tell. xD
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(7:05 PM) Krisco: i shall cook... something for yous to eat. o.o xD
(7:05 PM) Friend: reallyz!?
(7:06 PM) Krisco: yay! 8D
i mean
yes. o.o
xD
(7:06 PM) Friend: lolol xD
can i help!?
(7:06 PM) Krisco: yeppps! 8D
(7:06 PM) Friend: i might burn something o.o
most likely myself...
xD
(7:06 PM) Krisco: !
(7:07 PM) Krisco: then i'll has to bandage you up. xD
(7:07 PM) Krisco: and be like
go sit over there and don't touch anything... okay? xD
(7:08 PM) Friend: you're going to banish me from the kitchen!?
(7:08 PM) Krisco: maybe...
xD
but then i'll huggles you.
(7:08 PM) Friend: ok that will make it all betters!
(7:09 PM) Krisco: ='D
(7:11 PM) Friend: ^^

I'm tempted to post IRC chat logs from Bash.org.

Originally Posted by Wirrith

I'm tempted to post IRC chat logs from Bash.org.

well if you find something exceptionally shareable; then by all means. just indicate it's from there though.

Originally Posted by ~Rosa

well if you find something exceptionally shareable; then by all means. just indicate it's from there though.

A lot of it is. But I'll just post one and see people's opinions. They're mostly hilarious.

This is one from Bash.org:

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?