ok, I imagine this thread won't do very well, never seems to. But I really enjoy jokes, and I figured if nothing else I would share one of my favorites:
A girl walks into her professor's classroom, as she enters she peeks out the door and seeing no one shuts it behind her. She walks up to the teachers desk and bends over to whisper,
"you know... I would do anything to pass this class."
the teacher replies, "anything?"
"anything" she says
the teacher leans closer to the student and whispers, "Would you.... Study?"
one of my favorites