[Callie]

Just make her feel like she were the funniest person on earth. That her humour is just so brilliant and that you just LOVE it... And start a verbal ping-pong funny game where you just answer in the same silly mode to her jokes with a slight tension, competition like... Not too much tension, just a little...

I find men who laugh at my jokes just so sexy.... It makes me want to know them more...

[Jazzlee]

Word. That, and still be able to impress us with your intelligence. (And with that, I don't mean shoving one's perfect grades in our faces... I mean to not come off as a total moron, period, regardless of what we're talking about.) :)

[Promethea]

Sounds complicated.. just use one of these:

[Eisenheim]

On a side note, Tranquilizer darts can also do the trick.

[ENTPreneur]

So:
1. Laugh at her jokes, no matter what
2. Act smart and talk impressingly about any subject she likes.

Should be easy.... :-)

Anything else? Massages? Back rubs?

[Sellihca]

Snatch her ass up in a bear trap.

[xrevolutionx]

You guys have it all wrong. This is how you do it:

1. Buy a llama and dye its hair black and white, like a cop car.
2. Buy a speed gun, like the kind the cops use.
3. Dress up like a cop minus the badge. You don't want to get arrested, yet.
4. Start clocking speeds of passing vehicles while sitting on your llama.
5. Pull over any speeding motorists.
6. Once a crowd starts gathering, look for the girl who's laughing and thinks she's seen the most brilliant thing in the world.
7. Arrest her.

Congratulations. You've now caught a female ENTP.

If there isn't a large enough crowd, install blue and red lights on your llama. It should get more attention but it can also get a cop's' attention.

[Empurple]

All this talk of the ENTP girl being so hard to catch...does that imply she is fickle once caught?

[ENTPreneur]

All this talk of the ENTP girl being so hard to catch...does that imply she is fickle once caught?

Actually... to my LIMITED experiences.... yes. They dont let you in easily, so it is hard to trust them. For me at least. And unfortunately my experiences with ENTP ladies are not too good in that respect. E.g: "I met this other guy while you were away for a couple of days. And I feel I really must follow my heart". That kind of thing....;-)

EDIT: This is perhaps not too strange if you are 20. But mid-early 30s?.... not cool.

[RainbowFish]

You guys have it all wrong. This is how you do it:

1. Buy a llama and dye its hair black and white, like a cop car.
2. Buy a speed gun, like the kind the cops use.
3. Dress up like a cop minus the badge. You don't want to get arrested, yet.
4. Start clocking speeds of passing vehicles while sitting on your llama.
5. Pull over any speeding motorists.
6. Once a crowd starts gathering, look for the girl who's laughing and thinks she's seen the most brilliant thing in the world.
7. Arrest her.

Congratulations. You've now caught a female ENTP.

If there isn't a large enough crowd, install blue and red lights on your llama. It should get more attention but it can also get a cop's' attention.

It's like reading my own fantasy! ... If I fantasized. :P