[Goalpost]

Talk to me about motivation I mean I'm not emo for god's sake if you tell me "get up life is a beautiful thing" there will be my machete.

[BlackSnow]

Tickle me and when i tell you to stop, don't.
Tell me to repeat myself D:
Ask me for help and don't listen OMG
Listen to me, nod and then do what i've told you not to. (for this one, i almost got in a fist fight.....)

Then prepare for a blitzkrieg.

[Turophile]

Interrupt me while I am concentrating on something. That really pisses me off. Or just talk/look at me when I haven't eaten for a while lol.

[DeductiveReasoner]

Kick a midget. Wait no... That could be funny... But odds are, I'll be friends with the midget and I might get angry if you kick him. Unless it's a really annoying midget, but still, kicking him won't accomplish much, so why not argue with him instead? Just don't kick midgets. It's not very nice.

Shoot my puppy (which I do NOT recommend. It was result in a very solid ass kicking, with you on the receiving end)

Be a dumbass.

Purposely make yourself dumb.

Cry about everything.

Prejudice

Cultural Genocide (I'll embellish upon this in another thread. Fully explaining myself would lead to complete off topicness)

Hate people because they're different from you... nevermind that's kinda like prejudice, huh?

Be obsessed with rule-following.

Touch my stuff.

Boss me around.

Injustice (of the authority-abuse sort)

Bigotry.

Talking down to me.

Sexism.

Treat people like they're inferior to you.

Lucky for most people, I'm pretty easy-going. But hot-damn, once I do get mad all hell breaks loose. It's not a pretty sight, and quite frankly, you don't want to be the person on the receiving end of my wrath.

[Turophile]

^ Everything in that post would make me really mad.

I HATE it when girls think its cute to act stupid. You dont look cute. You look *gasp* like an idiot.
If you wish to die by machete, kill my dog.

I am very easy going. But if you push me beyond my breaking point, I become the personification of rage. I have only done it 2 times, and it scares the crap out of me. I seriously dont even feel pain.

[ljubavivino]

Most of these are hilarious but i think that's just cause my brother is an entp and they're pretty accurate.
I have a few ideas, what do you think entp's?

- The phrase 'wasn't i right?' or anything involving you asking them to affirm praising yourself.
- When you cut them off before they can explain their point properly. A while ago i predicted an debate me and my brother were having was just going to lead to me getting angry, so i cut him off almost immediately and told him that this was no a good idea. A days later he comes back and tells me 'you didn't let me explain'.
- When there's an abundance of empty space around, and you sit down directly next to them

I haven't gone through the entire thread so sorry if there are doubles!

[O_o]

Treat me like an inferior. I'll never do it to you unless you do it to me first.

Correct something I say which I know is right and try to make me look stupid as you do so. This will only result in the unnecessary multiple bombing of facts and a wordy explanation as to why I am right and why you are wrong. The intensity at which I do this is intimidating and awkward, I guarantee it. Never put yourself in this position.

Like multiple people above said, people who purposely act stupid. I don't mind generally stupid people, as long as they rarely talk. But people who purposely make themselves sound stupid and raise their voice to a higher pitch in order to sound 'cute' and irritating. What they hope to gain by doing this is beyond me.

Summary: Act stupid while openly saying in a demeaning voice that something I said was inaccurate and call me stupid while doing so in a 'cute' voice = smoke out of ears and word vomit.

[KateMarie999]

Shoot my puppy (which I do NOT recommend. It was result in a very solid ass kicking, with you on the receiving end)

I've yet to meet ANYONE who wouldn't be pissed off by that. I'd say it's pretty universal. But right on, my ENTP friend would be so proud of the rest of your list.

[theaustinknight]

1. Be stupid.
2. Be stubborn and stupid.
3. Try to hurt the people I love.
4. Get in my way.

[BlackSnow]

Kick a midget. Wait no... That could be funny... But odds are, I'll be friends with the midget and I might get angry if you kick him. Unless it's a really annoying midget, but still, kicking him won't accomplish much, so why not argue with him instead? Just don't kick midgets. It's not very nice.

Shoot my puppy (which I do NOT recommend. It was result in a very solid ass kicking, with you on the receiving end)

Be a dumbass.

Purposely make yourself dumb.

Cry about everything.

Prejudice

Cultural Genocide (I'll embellish upon this in another thread. Fully explaining myself would lead to complete off topicness)

Hate people because they're different from you... nevermind that's kinda like prejudice, huh?

Be obsessed with rule-following.

Touch my stuff.

Boss me around.

Injustice (of the authority-abuse sort)

Bigotry.

Talking down to me.

Sexism.

Treat people like they're inferior to you.

And racism I HAAATE racist people soo much D:
I've managed to tolerate stupid people, it was hard.

Annoy my neurotic cat. D:
I've put so much work to make him stable.