[εmptε]

When you tripped the cat that curiosity killed just so you could escape, but than saw something shiny down an allyway so you went to find another cat. You took the cat down the ally to investigate the shiny object, and the monster came after you again, and you proceeded to trip the cat again but this time to cat was smarter and jumped over your feet but you grab it by the tail and throw it at the monster, and make your way home, but than you see a mermaid on the beach and think to yourself "Fuck, Where am I going to get another Cat".

[sooner]

You know your an ENTP when somebody calls you a jerk and you think its a compliment.

[entpreter]

You know you're an ENTP when you find that you love, love, love emailing with a person who you find fascinatingly intelligent and entertaining, so much that you dream about the emails, and then get bored after obsessing over emailing for too long, and finally don't respond to their email for a month, which was when the burnt-out feeling finally faded and you are excited about emailing again ... and then they have stopped wanting to talk to you.

(hmm ... that wasn't ENTP love was it?)

[Shikamaru]

When you switch the signs on the bathroom doors and start counting how many people don't realize it.

Then eventually get bored and leave without switching them back.

[εmptε]

Ah, that sounds like fun. You know you're an ENTP when you.....

[roxtehproxy]

If only I was an ENTP, then....

[ChaoticHeartLD]

You know you are an ENTP when you argue with someone on an issue until they actually change their mind to your side... only for you to switch to their old side and start the argument all over again. Mostly just for the fun of it. I have lost friends over that one.

[εmptε]

You know you're an ENTP when you have less real friends than an INTJ.

You know you're an ENTP when you give someone something as a gift only to be in a debate five minutes later with them telling you that you're heartless.

[Liontiger]

You know you're an ENTP when you find your friends' stressed antics amusing and laugh in their faces. And when they call you on it, you're still laughing inside.

You know you're an ENTP when you have a heart. It just has magical powers of invisibility.

[Rugwyn]

You know when your an ENTP when your teacher tells you you did a good job BSing your way through your last test.
You know you're an ENTP when you can change political parties two times in one day.
You know you're an ENTP when your music library consists of country, gangsta rap, opera, indie, movie sountracks, pop, and bagpipes.
You know you're an ENTP when you... Sorry, I decided to go do something else mid-sentence.