[ProfessorAmy]

You have a very dark, cynical, and sarcastic view of life but you are quite upbeat and love to laugh
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Well said! I try to explain that to others and they look at me like I'm a freak! Which I am......

[Machiavelli]

You know you're an ENTP when you manage to scrape a mark from the wrong answer because it was you and not the test that knew the correct figures for the relative abundance of Chlorine isotopes, due to a little bit of fast talking with someone who'd already taken the test and a little hurried research.

[Neondigy]

you know you're an ENTP when you are not liking to be caged under by my fellow kinds and knowing that we make more money than you do


PS: that's how we say how we like you guys :]

[Oldlady]

You're constantly asking yourself, "Why is everyone mad?"

[greycubed]

Anyone else find this quote just perfectly descriptive of the way you feel?

"As if the blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; for the first time, in that night alive with signs and stars, I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world. Finding it so much like myself — so like a brother, really — I felt I had been happy and that I was happy again."

[Synthetic Darkness]

You know you're an ENTP when your teachers love you for your quick wit at the beginning of the semester and towards the end they establish a "love-hate" relationship with you because of your eccentric personality and inability to follow the rules.

[ravirenewed]

When somebody asks u some question and u instead of answering u start by asking another question to them.... (thinking how can they not know this).......
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Then others say why cant your replies be straightforward....

[Kwiatu]

When you start a new job, get everything explained by the boss and end up doing things your, more efficient way.

and the latest one:
When you draw a cognitive map on discourse analysis project and show it to your team, they all go WTF and start drawing it again, but in the end it turns out your map is perfect, and you can discreetly shove it in their faces.

PS: I'm so glad I found you all people :D

[Synthetic Darkness]

When your science teacher asks a question and you give the most straightforward answer and your teacher says its wrong only to go off on a lecture which is essentially is exactly what you said.

eg:
Teacher: "What would be the best to neutralize a large acid spill in your home?"
Me: Baking soda because everyone has baking soda at home.
Teacher: No.... *talks for about 10 minutes*... Baking soda because it is the safest product to use and that's what many people would use.
Me: Wtf?

>__<

[MNiS]

You know you're an ENTP when your friends may sometimes seem like your worst enemies.