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[ENTJ] 
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#2 ·
Dear girls who walk by me on the streets,

Can you please stop checking me out? I don't chew carpets and I'd rather shop with you than hop in bed with you. Now stop biting your bottom lip while scanning me for muscles or indication of interest.

Sincerely, the person who's checking your boyfriends out <3
 
#68 ·
Dear Monkey King,

You WIN!!!

Sincerely, ohTOMICho's biggest fan.
 
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Dear ENTJ,

We are so smart, driven, and able. Even when we are wrong we are right. How blessed we are. But let us think of the others who walk among us shall we?

To the others: Whenever I meet another type I weep in sympathy, and am completely empathetic to your plight as an equal person who struggles in this world- I assure you we all bleed the same blood (cough).

Your friend,

Soured Lie
 
#7 ·
Dear Monkey King,

I hope this doesn't mean we're going to lose you in the INFJ thread!

Signed,
An INFJ

PS. I find it funny that whenever a new thread mentions where they got the idea from, the INFJs usually get left out. Sad face.
Dear INFJ,

It's still within the 24 hour period and I will give the proper credits. It has been one my all time favorite threads. Thanks to the INFJs for creating a fun, entertaining, and insightful thread topic. :)

With much appreciation,
A grateful ENTJ
 
#297 ·
Dear ESFP,
Please stop spamming quotes on facebook from Sex and the City like those 4 idiots are worthy of being a role model. The show is almost a parady of how bad they are at decision making.
LOL!!!!!! can not agree more!!!!
Just idiots think life style is a modern way for women. No doubt there are a huge more amount of idiots in US compared to other countries. Search " why americans are so dumb" on google and you'll get the result.
 
#10 ·
Dear ESFJ older sister,

No, I don't want to talk about my feelings. No, it doesn't mean I don't care about you. Please just leave me alone... just because I am not smiling does not mean I want your help. If I wanted help, I would ask for it.

Sincerely, your INTJ sibling.
 
#12 ·
'Tis fine! The INFJs already have 200+ pages of entertaining reads--we don't need the credit! xD. But it was a nice thought.

Thank You for Trying,
An INFJ Community Representative

Dear Ohto,


Chill out with the Fe. =P Own it like your avatar owns that rock! lol You know what I mean. (I think)


And no, I think I'll just put my more cynical ones here.
 
#14 ·
Dear ESFJ friend

Please stop inviting me to your scrapbooking parties. I see this as a completely pointless timewasting activity. For the life of me I don't understand the point of sitting around pasting pictures in a book when you could be out doing something new or productive.

I know you enjoy this type of thing, but I would rather remove my own spleen with a cocktail fork than scrapbook.

Really. Trust me. I love you, Friend, but I don't want to scrapbook with you. Ever.

Thank you,

Ms ENTJ


p.s. Yes. I'm sure.
 
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First this is to a fellow ENTJ on this site:

You have been here a lot longer than me, and while I haven't engaged you direct I don't think I AM SO ENVIOUS OF YOU!!!!

You're that person who doesn't say much, but when you do its always so fucking cool. I don't know what it is. I find Im stuck in a place between admirationa/jealous/envy/hate. You just have this aura of coolness and I can't stand it. I think its because you're older than me, and I don't know that much about you but from what I've seen you're sweet as fuck. I don't even know why Im jealous. Its irrational and it makes no sense. I think its because I want to exude that same coolness online that you do but I can't. Im so jealous.

Phew.

Im glad I got that out. This thread was a I good idea. I already feel better. :)

this clip summed it up:

 
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Dear INTJ, Please learn to spot the illogical consistencies within yourself instead of just everyone else, everyone has flaws yourself included and yes, I see them, but that doesn't mean you get to be a dick to me or anyone else. The level of denial and acceptance of personal responsibility is staggering within you, you are 29 please try and grow up soon.
 
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Dear ISFJ Mother of mine,

I will not ever be you. Stop trying to beat me into submission to be the "nurturing" woman that I'm "supposed" to be due to your belief in tradition. I will never be the in the box S that you want me to be either. All those fights we had growing up that YOU always started just because I was trying something new, and didn't do it exactly as YOU wanted, yeah those fights were YOUR fault not mine. So get over your S self already. If you could see the big picture you would know that your hell bent control over the details of being a "good woman" ironically made you one of the very least nurturing mothers because of it. But oh wait you can't see the big picture... because you're an S...

With love, a sometimes very pissed off daughter.
 
#30 ·
Dear random, rather mercurial ESTP I met,

You baffled me with your hot/cold behavior, but I'm probably starting to understand,
  1. You thought I was playing hard to get; well, that was my normal self. I couldn't play, I was not available.
  2. I thought you were interesting and a prospective friend. I missed the possibility that being thought as 'friend material' is akin to being rejected, for some men. (Which is silly, btw. Some girls are just not available/ interested, doesn't mean you're any less attractive.)
  3. This 'I look hard-to-get, but I really wasn't playing' merit some more investigation. I suppose I don't look dominant/ENTJ-ish, so that might mislead some when they meet resistance. I wonder if this happens with/to other ENTJ women. Something like, they expect you to turn gooey after the 'game' is over.

Sincerely, me.
 
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Dear random, rather mercurial ESTP I met,

You baffled me with your hot/cold behavior, but I'm probably starting to understand,
  1. You thought I was playing hard to get; well, that was my normal self. I couldn't play, I was not available.
  2. I thought you were interesting and a prospective friend. I missed the possibility that being thought as 'friend material' is akin to being rejected, for some men. (Which is silly, btw. Some girls are not just not available/ interested, doesn't mean you're any less attractive.)
  3. This 'I look hard-to-get, but I really wasn't playing' merit some more investigation. I suppose I don't look dominant/ENTJ-ish, so that might mislead some when they meet resistance. I wonder if this happens with/to other ENTJ women. Something like, they expect you to turn gooey after the 'game' is over.

Sincerely, me.
then they realize the game never ends?haha.

cant say I know what this feels like though. Im pretty tall and imposing so no one would really hit on me and expect "gooey" haha.
 
#33 ·
Dear ISFJ sister-in-law / party hostess

No, I don't want to try the crab dip (yes, I'm sure)
No, I don't want a glass for my beer (yes, I'm sure)
No, I don't want another cookie (yes, I'm sure)
No, I don't think it's too cold in here (yes, I'm sure)
No, I don't think the music is too loud (yes, I'm sure)
No, I don't think we are running out of ice (yes, I'm sure)

Your ENTJ sister-in-law

(btw ... I'm going to grab another beer and go hang out in the den with the guys. yes, I'm sure)

(note to self: knock back a few beers before attending another one her parties. yes. I'm sure.)
 
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