[dirnthelord]

Dear self,

Don't be no nice. :) People are using you!!!



Sincerely,
Frustrated INTP (Or something)

[n2freedom]

Dear Cute Guy,

It was nice to see you at the light and then getting out of your car at the restaurant along my route when I was jogging/walking. I should have followed my first mind and stopped to say something to you. Maybe I will see you again.....

With warmest regards,
An interested ENTJ

[Miss Scarlet]

Dear ENTJ Forum,

Y u suck now?

[MsBossyPants]

Dear *facepalm*

(Words fail me)

*shakes head and walks away*

Bossypants

[Thomas60]

To female ISTJ colleague

Even though your complaints can seem scattered, your irritations trivial, I know your suggestions are always of merit though I have to piece together how your head is running to try to turn it from 'conception' to 'synchronized practice'.
We newbies now have Head Office running 2 days faster than the satellites, and our pay reviews are in a fortnight
HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU!

ENTJ

[n2freedom]

Dear Self,

Job callback number 1. You are getting closer to your goal. YIPEEEEEEEEE!!!! I can hardly way to be back in Corporate America again ... the past five years with Government has felt like a prison sentence in the dark ages. I can taste the sweet taste of victory!! Almost there......

Enthusiastically,
N2F

[pinkoctopus]

Dear ENTJ crush,

Hi. Your smile makes me want to bang my head into a wall or two.

You are very cute and rational. Your ability to be objective is amazing to me. Also, you never lose control or give yourself away. I'm flattered by your chatting me up and even remembering how we met. You're super, super cool... and very fascinating.

Okay, I'll finish this later... I need to talk to you and fangirl over your ENTJ-ness some more.

Sincerely,
Your Not-So-Secret ENFP Admirer

[dirnthelord]

Dear ISTJ,
I know we have our differences, But I love you.

Sincerely,
INTP?

[n2freedom]

Dear unprofessional ESFP boss,

Have fun now making your inappropriate jokes about laying me off/firing me. Just remember he who laughs first laugh lasts. I definitely will be the last one laughing when I submit my resignation and you don't have anyone left to look out for your non-planning, ineffective, inefficient, and reactive way of managing. Thought you could hold me back did ya? Psyche.....I will most certainly show you better than I can tell you.....

Assuredly,
Your soon to be ex-employee

[Enfpleasantly]

Dear sore throat, body aches, and fever,

Eff you

The end.