[Versatile Leader]

In the light of the "fake ENTJ's thread"

You might be an ENTJ if:

- you have a couple of business ideas every day
- you view everything through the cost-benefit prism
- you can't or wont lose a debate
- your brain is filled with tonnes of random useless facts
- you can remember what someone said a month ago in the exact words
- you finish people's "what was his name" sentences or any other sentence where they stop talking due to a brain freeze
- you discuss things with your teacher in a calm manner and later find out that people viewed it as an argument or a fierce quarrel
- people always choose you to be the speaker/leader/captain of the group even when you don't want to
- you don't know when you're stressed or if you experience stress at all
- you have the calmest head in a crysis

[Dear Sigmund]

You always have a plan, or two, or three
Your favorite phrases are "Its going to work" "That doesnt make sense." "He, she, you is/are the epitome of stupidity",
You have a logical reason for everything you do or say.

[dude10000]

You feel badass when decisively defeating your five-year-old cousin in air hockey.

[OneiricEntropy]

-You are overly-critical about your girlfriends parenting style, though you don't have any children, and really mean the best by it.
-Feel that most things in life are "all or nothing"
-Feel that you should have your boss's job, or at least his/her salary.
-Admires someone who calls them out
-Constantly B*tches about people's driving
-Constantly corrects grammar
-Is a very devoted lover
-Expects a lot from the people that are close to you

These are all observations...

[Diphenhydramine]

What a great thread.

You can be routinely heard saying the words "I told you so," and you love it.

[FrogFace]

You laugh when other people " try".....

[DominusK]

-you know beyond a reasonable doubt that everyone around you is significantly dumber than you are
-if anyone between you and an objective is an enemy
-you feel that stupidity should be punishable by death
-you argue with everyone about everything, even if you agree with them because you want to show them how they could be doing it better

[NiDBiLD]

Now I know for sure that I typed myself correctly. :P

[DayLightSun]

You might be a ENTJ if you appreciate people that make sense.

[SuSu]

You evaluate emotions based on "usefulness".