Hahaha...that was pretty good. I literally laughed out loud at that one, creating a whirlwind of jerked heads in my direction at the coffee shop. Good job.
By the way, I totally agree with you. If you want, I'll get someone to film it and we three can divide into thirds the sum of...let me find it...
Clash of the Titans (first installment) gross: $493,214,993 (Clash of the Titans (2010) - IMDb)
Wrath of the Titans (second installment) gross: $301,741,518 (Wrath of the Titans (2012) - IMDb)
...um, something around 100 million per person, I think, is a good roundabout estimate?